Zach Reed @ZachVReed
Life’s too short to bet the under. Charlotte, NC Joined November 2010-
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Maybe one of my most white trash qualities, but I’ll absolutely fuck up a McRib.
The McDonald's McRib is returning at select locations across the U.S. beginning October 27
These dudes look like freakin nerds. James Bond is supposed to be hot. Give me Henry Cavill or Idris Elba.
Final auditions are reportedly underway for the next James Bond Josh O'Connor Jack Lowden Callum Turner Who you got?
@BrookeMH__ You can’t just be posting jump scares on the timeline like this.
Rewatching Freddy vs Jason, and this movie sucks in the best way. I love it.
@Josh_Snyder11 I’m a single mom who works two jobs…. Don’t judge me
When my wife is gone for one day so I have to get the kids ready for school by myself.
Reading the comments and realizing how severely Christina won the divorce 😬
The first leg of my new 2027 stand-up tour, Preposterous, just announced. Get presale tickets this Wednesday, Sept 30 at 10AM local time with code: TOMMY before the general on sale Friday 10AM local. Tickets and all tour dates at tomsegura.com/tour 🤘
Best use of AI I’ve ever seen
@BrookeMH__ Brown paper bag at the morning meetings could go hard honestly
Stopped to grab a Red Bull on my way to work, and they were right next to the beer cooler. The intrusive thoughts almost won today.
Idiocracy was a documentary.
The last thing you see before they add electrolytes to the water supply
@BrookeMH__ DJ Deadbeat Dadmouth was brutal 😂
Y’all remember when Kid Rock said “bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy, diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie”? Shit was so deep.
@BrookeMH__ @jzod138 Gonna start telling people I went to high school with a celebrity.
Taking the kids to their first Ren Fair this weekend. We tried on their fits today and…
@BrookeMH__ Watched this movie WAY too young and it scared the shit out of me. Need to let my kids watch soon.
@BrookeMH__ Good point, I really meant “get buckled off buzz balls at 11am with her”
I can fix her.
SMASHED: Georgia girl gets wasted at 11 a.m. and WOULD try to convince officers she was at the gym for 3 hours Calhoun PD responded to a potential drunk driver who WOULD almost have run her car through the gym. They found Jadison Holbert absolutely smashed on BuzzBalls and
I don’t think my wife is ready for me to be acting like this in about 35 years.
Gramps is getting his money's worth on that cruise 😂
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