ZanCorp @ZanCorp
Elegant Solutions for Everyday Problems Too Close for Comfort Joined June 2013-
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ZanCorp Films new release: "Ultra-Taken." Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson each suspect the other has taken his family. Violence ensues!
Holding an observed election? Want to stay in power #peskyUN? Try ZanCorp Brand Targeted Election Booths! #dictatorsbestfriend
ZanCorp officially protests the widespread use of the term "life hack." Please refer to our motto: #elegantsolutionsforeverydayproblems
Just can't seem to make them talk? The new interrogation aid from ZanTort, the Lamp of Damocles, will help! They'll never know what lit 'em!
ZanHop new release:"Carat Cake" by Bling-a-Ling feat. Master Baker. The hot new beat straight out the Flanders cut! Produced by Lil' Debbie
From ZDOLF, Raskmerica Division: Bon Jovi has seen at least a million faces, yet many remain unrocked.
From ZDOLF: reminder to John Denver's shade: The Blue Ridge mountains are not in West Virginia. Try "Spruce Knob Mountain" instead.
Introducing trousers made with each leg in a different fabric and pattern of your choosing! ZanCorp; home of the pantmanteau.
ZanCorp Department of Lyrical Fallacies (ZDOLF) posits that guilty feet likely have more rhythm.
ZanTech renews its commitment to only tried-and-true technology. Reminder: "The cutting edge is the first to be dulled."
When mixing metaphors, ZanCorp sets the bar high from the starting gate to the final whistle.
ZanCorp renews its commitment to the finest workers; we need your heart and soul. And liver. And bone marrow. Apply:[email protected]
Reminder: ZanTort deals only in enhanced interrogation. For torts, libels and other legal matters, please visit ZanCourt.
ZanCorp replies to sweatshop allegations, inviting inspectors to try month-long, hands-on stints in our factories. Apply:[email protected]
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