joker smoker @Zero_Witness

Joke's on you. 📍Off the grid. Joined April 2026

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joker smoker @Zero_Witness

2 days ago

@Joshtety Ati privilege? 😂 Hizo shule hazikujengwa na bahati, ni generations zilijinyima na kuwekeza. You can't enjoy the fruits of someone else's sacrifice and then shame their children for eating.

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@_Goatke Imagine paying Harvard fees only for your biggest intellectual contribution to be confusing a degree with wisdom. Sifuna must be living rent-free in your head for you to write a whole paragraph proving his point.

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3 days ago

@_SystemYaFacts The fact that we have to educate you on who is legally mandated to inspect buildings is deeply troubling for someone entrusted with serving the President and the nation. Your ignorance on such a basic matter is an academic embarrassment

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3 days ago

@Kenyans I respect a man who stands against me openly than one who watches from the sidelines when it matters. At least an enemy has the courage to declare his position; a man with no stand leaves you guessing where his loyalty lies.

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a month ago

@utdmax0 Fulham

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a month ago

@JohnchegeChege @DonaldBKipkorir And who exactly do you think is going to suffer when he gets elected? Let them vote for him. It won’t change a damn thing for the rest of us until they’re the ones crying about the consequences of the choice they made.

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2 months ago

@AlionyaRoseline You really think Mt Kenya farmers will stop selling milk and kill their own livelihoods just to prove a political point? 😂 Don’t confuse political frustration with economic stupidity.

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2 months ago

@Kenyans Juu ni Uhuru alikuchagua, sindio? Sawa basi, wewe endelea kumfuata tu. 😂

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2 months ago

@UDAPartyKe Murkomen — Patron of Goons John Mbadi — Patron of Coca-Cola Ruku — Patron of “Split the Mountain” Duale — Patron of “Wherever Government Is, I Am” Together, they are the dictionary definition of incompetence four men, one government, zero seriousness

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2 months ago

@ntvkenya How about the freedom of expression under Article 33 of the Constitution of Kenya?

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2 months ago

@aziz_mire Leadership is not an entitlement conferred by tribal affiliation. It is a privilege entrusted to those who demonstrate the character, competence, and integrity to deserve it. The day you understand this, you will begin to experience the good governance you guys deserve.

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2 months ago

@_KemuntoM I stand with Sifuna because he prioritizes the rule of law. Respect the Constitution, uphold the law, and development follows. I acknowledge Nyoro’s projects, but when tough leadership is needed, he seems absent. For me, good governance comes before shiny projects.

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3 months ago

@pksalasya Mocking another man's home is what people do when they run out of achievements worth discussing. Brick and mortar don't compensate for intellectual bankruptcy.

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3 months ago

@DanChepta The ICT nomination? I can understand. But Water and Agriculture? That makes no sense. They may not be perfect, but if you're cleaning house, you don't start with the tidy rooms. Decisions like these make incompetence look like a strategy.

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3 months ago

@kipmurkomen They don't govern problems—they rebrand them. Add "historic," sprinkle in "inclusive," and hope nobody asks for the receipts.

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3 months ago

@georgediano Every time this government makes an announcement, I'm left shocked, dismayed, and wondering whether anyone in the room stopped to ask, "Does this even make sense?" The bar keeps getting lower, yet somehow they still find a way to crawl under it.

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3 months ago

@moneyacademyKE The President could announce sunrise at midnight and his loyalists would still set their alarms. Skepticism isn't cynicism it's pattern recognition.

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3 months ago

@MigunaMiguna If this is the product of countless advisors, experts, and endless meetings, then perhaps the biggest shortage in government isn't money. it's common sense.