Elizabeth ✨ @_Aesleh

25 | ♑ | AMZ | be happy ☀️ | Taken 💕 | C💙💍| New Bedford, MA Joined August 2014

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Sage @SoulSageSay

a week ago

@spelunky_ This is a perfect parable for the modern age. One woman places her faith in a story... in an escape from the material world. The other places her faith in the material world itself... in contracts... in property... in possession. The first woman sold her earthly fortress...…

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m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_

2 weeks ago

apparently this woman who is convinced she’s being raptured tomorrow sold her house on facebook marketplace & the girl who bought it was like “just so yall know i’m not giving her house back when she doesn’t get raptured” lmao

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ally @missmayn

3 weeks ago

it’s crazy how millennials were the only generation to have “computer class” and it literally saved our brains.

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𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea

4 weeks ago

@ClaudetteGGibs1 way too many high school mean girls became nurses

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microplastics revelator @DiabolicalSpuds

2 months ago

@horridpeasant That's because their understanding of the economy and how the world works is like 4 decades out of date and many of them refuse to learn new information

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reina @flowerinafieldd

2 months ago

@DailyNoud Work wife/husband is actually so rude if you’ve actually got a partner irl

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Elizabeth ✨ @_Aesleh

2 months ago

As a hiring manager, you should be OBLIGATED to learn immigration policy — ESPECIALLY now, when it's constantly changing! Wrongfully denying LEGAL immigrants employment — who DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO WORK — just because YOU don't know federal policy is a joke. Do better.

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Maw @TheEbonyMaw

2 months ago

My wife bought a 4 pack of M&M ice cream cookies. One for me, one for her, one for each of our boys. My 5yr old, My 3yr old, & I ate ours the night she bought them. It’s been almost 2 weeks & my wife hasn’t had hers. But I can’t have it. So it sits there. Taunting me.

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Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread

3 months ago

I think the smart people ARE worried but there is very very little we can do about it, because the stupid people are not interested in learning anything.

Sav Shawz @shawzsav

3 months ago

I think the smart people ARE worried but there is very very little we can do about it, because the stupid people are not interested in learning anything.

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T @Tobincii

3 months ago

I don’t like how countries don’t be stamping passports anymore 😒

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ethyl 💋 @luvmoonv

3 months ago

not to bring up people who finished schools by using Chat on all assignments and tests... the cheating in education has never happened on this scale before. we are so cooked

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NO CONTEXT VIDEOS @Viralvid_89

3 months ago

@kirawontmiss True AF

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skyy☆ @Babystar44_

3 months ago

me: Lmao I saw it on Twitter them: what’s your Twitter me: I don’t have Twitter

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🐻 @woman0fwise

3 months ago

@CharlesRense Stop making women fear into saying yes, idiot.

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Tristan Beaulieu @Trixxxy19

4 months ago

@Le_Unorthodox all of us should start eating healthy and working out because the future doctors are probably doing the same 😭

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JP @everybdylovesjp

6 months ago

@MrsJellySantos This why some people don’t need to travel.

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IVY @Iamivy05

4 months ago

people with no character development scare me. like how are you the same person you were 3 years ago with no growth or elevation of mindset?

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Joe Johnson @_JoeJohnson_

4 months ago

@elonmusk People can't afford kids. You tweeting about it daily doesn't change that fact. Want people to have kids? Then they need to be able to survive financially. Not sure why this seems to be such a tough concept to grasp.

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Annie @AnnieForTruth

4 months ago

This is great! I think it should be mandatory to take a civics class in HS and learn about the constitution.

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jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr

4 months ago

sometimes I get mad when the Taco Bell menu is trying out new specialties and some of you don’t take them seriously enough and then Taco Bell takes them away