I asked Chat GPT to make up a joke about cannabis investing:
Why did the cannabis investor buy a greenhouse?
Because he heard the stocks were growing like weeds!
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This is something canna tech ppl have known for awhile but the marketplaces rarely say outloud. Here's a clip from an iheartjane investor saying it out loud recently at mjunpacked in detroit for those curious @GrantSmithEllis@MattyA88@raj_chander@mmj5280
The Green Revolution: Cannabis Ecommerce Skyrockets to $9 Billion in 2023!
Uncover the digital dynamics driving the industry's explosive growth with insights from Jeremy Johnson.
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Dive into the podcast with Jeremy Johnson as he forecasts the staggering growth propelling online sales to a whopping 30% of total US retail sales.
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"Dispensary near me" is the #1 most searched term for cannabis retailers.
And it will likely break 500,000 searches/mo for the first time ever in summer of 2023.
For those who have taken the time to invest in SEO over the last few years, this summer should be a serious payoff.
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