Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

I have very important things to say. Joined March 2025

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

This is my buddy Danny after his son just told him he was gay. Not that Danny is gay but the his son is gay.

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

P.S. Ol’ Two-Timer will be accepted as well.

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Henceforth I shall be known as Bobby “Two-Timing” Roberto. I will still answer to my Christian name but will now be acknowledging Ol’ Two Timin’ as well. Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

My choice for Pope. Instead we got a limp-wristed queer boy.

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5 months ago

Can you believe this!? How ridiculous! Those glasses look silly on @TheRickWilson.

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

It’s Canada appreciation day and today we recognize the most handsome man in all the Great White North. Mr. Geddy Lee is a paragon of Canadian beauty and reflects the beauty of the landscape and culture of our neighbor to the North.

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

Do we really know she’s black though?

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5 months ago

I’m so hungry I could eat a…

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

Ever wake up a feel like?

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

I just want to find a nice girl. Ya know…someone to bite my nipples and smack my nuts around a bit. 😔

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5 months ago

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

We got an APB on a @RyanShead. Last seen driving a white and windowless Ford Econoline van near Marshall Elementary School. Suspect is armed with candy and video games.

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5 months ago

Looks like Chief @LakotaMan1 has kicked me off the reservation. Maybe he should smoke a peace pipe.

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5 months ago

What else would you expect from @RyanShead the accused pedophile?

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5 months ago

Canada appreciation Friday!

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

Ok, ok…so here’s the major announcement! Ready? Brace yourself. Pat…is a woman!!!!

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5 months ago

Major announcement coming tomorrow! This will break the internet! No…it will shatter the internet! FYI I am not suicidal!

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Bobby Roberto @_Bobby_Roberto

5 months ago

Today we take a moment to appreciate our neighbors to the north. Making America great again will be tough but it won’t be nearly as tough if you have the “Great One” on your team. Thanks Canada for seeing things our way!