Castlerock @_Castlerock_

I would rather have a moat than a boat. Joined February 2019

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

2 months ago

Arson Judge signed a minor league deal with the Padres.

Castlerock @_Castlerock_

2 months ago

Arson Judge signed a minor league deal with the Padres.

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

2 months ago

Per sources, I’m close to signing a minor league deal with the Padres. @BNightengale on it first. Preller just needs warm bodies in the system.

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

2 months ago

Holy Mets overpay. I’ve told @StevenACohen2 before I’m open for a FO job. The point72 interns must have messed up the DCF. Wouldn’t happen under my watch and I’m not even a Mets fan 🤷‍♂️

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

3 months ago

When @NicholasCraven_ said listen to @BoldyJames album before clipse you knew it was gone slap.

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Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_

3 months ago

GOODNESS GRACIOUS I CANT EVEN ENJOY THE ALBUM THIS ARTIST HAS JUST PUT OUT BECAUSE HE HAS NOW RELEASED ANOTHER ONE WHAT IN THE WORLD SHALL I DO 😭

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

4 months ago

Sheesh. Imagine if the baseball world had access to all my thoughts… I’m excited to announce my next venture CastleGPT. Available on all platforms next week!

Castlerock @_Castlerock_

a year ago

Sheesh. Imagine if the baseball world had access to all my thoughts… I’m excited to announce my next venture CastleGPT. Available on all platforms next week!

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

4 months ago

Why is no one else upset that Kristen Cavallari has a new reality TV show but Jay Cutler doesn’t? #TeamJay

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4 months ago

Yo Rob show all your friends that K. You fucking dick eating cock sucker

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

4 months ago

Shots out to Miguel Rojas and his .585 OPS! You’re doing great honey!

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

4 months ago

It’s may 30th are you spider webbing windshields?

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

4 months ago

Fucking Kelly Tripucka

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Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_

4 months ago

the study of probability is a crucial part of life

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

5 months ago

Is there anything more embarrassing than the MLB’s own “power rankings”. I mean congratulations on getting #1 right 😂. Why not call it “Top Pitchers YTD”?Right @FezzikSports?

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5 months ago

Is there anything more embarrassing than the MLB’s own “power rankings”. I mean congratulations on getting #1 right 😂. Why not call it “Top Pitchers YTD”?Right @FezzikSports?

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

5 months ago

Omg at the Mets game. Soto must have realized he made the biggest mistake of his life. They don’t care about him. Crickets when he comes up followed by Pete Alonso stadium chants. Sheesh

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FRIDAY NIGHT MLB Contest Win $50 of my money To enter: - Follow my account - Like & retweet this tweet - Reply with the pitcher you think will lead the slate in strikeouts tonight (4/11/2025) and how many strikeouts they will have If you get it exactly right, you win. Terms: -…

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

6 months ago

Que Joe Kelly Quote

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6 months ago

Que Joe Kelly Quote

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Castlerock @_Castlerock_

6 months ago

Yes, I am currently ranked #1 in Ottoneu Prestige League (OPL). No, I will not be starting a fantasy baseball podcast because then all you minions will steal my ideas and drive up the price of my players. #sorrynotsorry