David Simon @_DaveSimon

All-American Man without a country Joined November 2023

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Wild Vids @Wildvidz_

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Wild way to do a gender reveal

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@alphafox “Dildo”

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@deaflibertarian What sort of force of law does this HOA have? If one were to refuse to pay, are the cops going to throw you out of your house if you’re up-to-date with your mortgage?

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David Simon @_DaveSimon

15 hours ago

@alphafox Venus DeMilo impersonator

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15 hours ago

They’ve ALL broken the law. Therefore, they ALL have to go.

James Percival @DHSGenCounsel

2 days ago

A conversation with @60Minutes on rapists and murderers, which they declined to include.

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DHS's James Percival OBLITERATES 60 Minutes host trying to portray illegal aliens as "law-abiding folks" "You're suggesting that people in this country ILLEGALLY are law-abiding?... It is virtually impossible for [illegals] to live in this country and not commit additional legal

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@Gavin_McInnes @Brewers Solid fare

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@Gryph911 That’s a tall order

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Voices of WW2 @VoicesofWW2

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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.

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David Simon @_DaveSimon

a day ago

Any of you Frenchies out there who’ve taken umbrage to my characterization of the French as being prone to surrender: Veuillez vous faire baiser

BRICS News @BRICSinfo

2 days ago

JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France to vote on granting amnesty to up to 400,000 illegal immigrants.

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tenso @distributedkv

3 days ago

this may be my last tweet before shit goes parabolic. i’m not an ai researcher whistleblower. i work for none of the biggest labs in the world. there is currently a major bloom happening across humanity. they are hiding this from the public. we are on the verge of an era of

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@MarlinDBJr @MelonieMac @RCAM_Media I agree, but it’s not a plot line in the film.

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@Mattamus111 @MelonieMac It’s excellent. My eldest was out of town and I may go see it again with her. Highly recommended.

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2 days ago

@MelonieMac @RCAM_Media You’re right about the latin chick, and they make the Bandit King a black Momoa-type; but it’s not at all detrimental to the story.