Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

business mongrel Joined August 2024

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Annie Agar @AnnieAgar

5 months ago

Chicago produced a Pope before a QB who throws for 4000 yards.

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Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM

5 months ago

With Trump’s tariffs in effect, we are now making popes in America

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Luke Metro @luke_metro

5 months ago

Behold the power of prediction markets

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Tutored Medici @tutored_medici

5 months ago

@mayfer God chose Earth to spread His Glory through interplanetary conquest.

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

7 months ago

no it’s fine babe, i just don’t know if i can see myself with someone who doesn’t know that the past tense version is “Uber Ate”

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

7 months ago

Aw hell nah they tryna dividend recap the USA

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

7 months ago

Aw hell nah they tryna dividend recap the USA

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

7 months ago

You ever text someone and then they immediately turn on Do Not Disturb? That shit’ll kill your soul

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Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States predicts that the 'Rotund Beast' will appear sometime in the next century "We don't know what he wants. We don't know where he's coming from. All we know is that he's coming."

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roon @tszzl

8 months ago

we are breathing in the fumes of the worst information environment ive ever seen. the time between seeing a viral tweet and seeing it disproven is collapsing to zero

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

10 months ago

Hahahahahaa

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

10 months ago

Crazy how much your WLB in finance comes down to playing hot potato with counterparties until the weekend

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

10 months ago

What happened to Sarah mclachlan after those dog commercials

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

11 months ago

Craziest community note in history

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

11 months ago

the catholics are dismantling our nation's armed forces, just like the founding fathers warned us about

College Football Report @CFBRep

11 months ago

the catholics are dismantling our nation's armed forces, just like the founding fathers warned us about

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

a year ago

Need a Back to School remake where Trump moves into the NYU dorms with Barron and starts wreaking havoc in class

Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital

a year ago

Need a Back to School remake where Trump moves into the NYU dorms with Barron and starts wreaking havoc in class

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

a year ago

This little guy’s gonna do numbers back east

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Excelsior @_Excel_sior_

a year ago

Strongly believe that the reason the climate protestors have focused on Citi, despite the fact that they don’t have the biggest O&G footprint, is because of how nice the renovated office entrance is Hippies don’t have the grit to camp out by Barc or MS in Times Square