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Wife has been trying out a few new recipes for the family dinned. tonight's meal was and 0 for 2 with the boys. 1 son wouldn't eat much of the meal and the other finished his dinner and promptly crapped his pants

Pro-tip: having 2 young children share a train set is certain to become a train wreck in soooo many different ways

During the week my family can sleep easily until 8 AM, but on the weekends, that's when the real magic happens, and everyone wakes up at 5 or 6 AM

Life with 2 boys has lots of fun moments. Today's moment was hearing my wife explain to our 4 year old that he couldn't climb on top of the bunk bed, followed by a loud thud from him falling and crying out stating he did it anyway

Sat the boys down tonight and decided what our Christmas traditions would be moving forward as it is our first holiday season together. Decided on Pizza & balloons..man they're going to hate that one day, but from now until the end of time it's pizza night on Christmas Eve with🎈

Wife is out of town until Sunday, this could get interesting

When you take both kids to the Life and Science Museum solo there is no limit to the amount of time you can say "you're fine". Falling down, telling me their brother is looking at them, or it's snack time (even though we ate right before going in). all get the same response

Working from home has its own ups and downs, but having hot wheels roll under the office door while I work is the highlight of my everyday work life #TimeToPlay

What do you call it when your toddler stops his yawn midway to show that he is not sleepy? #parenting #Dadlife

Saturday at bedtime our 4 y/o, looking adorable and innocent as always, leans in after story time and whispers to my wife "your teeth stink"... no parenting book prepares you for that level of funny

Any tips on how you explain to 4 year old that the sun does in fact rise and shine on Halloween? Not sure why he thinks it's going to be dark and foggy all day, but that's where we're at right now

Got my first DaDa unexpectedly last night from our 2 y/o. It was in the middle of recovering from a nightmare whilst coaxing him back to sleep. Loudly shouting " NOOO, DaDa, NOOO night night" easy peasy he was out... 3 hours later at 4AM

Today's the Big Day! Our 2 sons join us "forever and ever and ever" as they say, and we couldn't be more blessed. I'm sure life with be filled with more 'Big Days', but this one feels so good #FosterDad #PreAdoptivePlacement #BigDay

I used to say "bottoms up" when I was finishing a drink and leaving the bar. Now I say "bottoms up" when changing diapers #DadLife #BottomsUp #FosterBoys

So far this week I've found dirty socks on the kitchen counter tops almost everyday and all the clean and folded laundry thrown onto the bedroom floor. One would think it is kids being kids, but no...It's my wife and her new found/lost mommy brain

4 y/o: "I don't have any cars, brother took them all" Me: He only has 2. "I brought out 8 cars and trucks so you must be sitting on the other 6 hiding them from me" 4: Looking astonished and shocked Me: Did you lie? 4: I'm sorry well that was easy.. too easy

Survived our first weekend with the boys. We can already see how strong they are; like when the 2 y/o is shouting NOOO for 36 hours straight because whatever is happening is clearly a hard no for him

Transitioning foster kids into a new place can be hard. The cat screams a lot louder than the 2 year old. Our cat is taking this transition the hardest #WeGotThis #DadLife #FosterCare

Protip: Rock paper scissors to see who gets up first with the kids. Today I won a whopping 20 minutes of extra sleep

Starting this account off by stating how excited I am to become a foster Dad. Our first full weekend with the boys starts tomorrow afternoon, wish us luck! #FosterCare #FosterDad #DadLife