I’m Never Drinking Again @_GregoryRobert_

Official Account for some guy from NY🗽 New York, USA Joined March 2013

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I’m Never Drinking Again @_GregoryRobert_

3 days ago

Somehow woke up not hungover. 🤔

I’m Never Drinking Again @_GregoryRobert_

3 days ago

Somehow woke up not hungover. 🤔

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3 days ago

I’m going to have the worst hangover in a few hours. Please come to my funeral. 😵

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3 days ago

After about 25 drinks, my buddy was served a shot which turned out to be a half pint glass… never seen someone vomit directly into a glass without spilling a drop. I’m impressed.

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5 days ago

Did you ever look at the chicken in Chinese food and wonder what part of the chicken it came from?🫢

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5 days ago

Seeing @staind & @seether perform in a few minutes 🤘🏼

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Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k

6 days ago

half the time this app makes me think that if a giant meteor destroyed earth it’s probably for the best

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Kristen @Kica333

a week ago

Am I just getting older or are people getting more annoying?

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I’m Never Drinking Again @_GregoryRobert_

2 weeks ago

Just figured out that I would be about 1.2 years younger if I lived on mars since I was born- if I go by earth days… if I went by a mars year, I’d be about half my age.

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2 weeks ago

Woke up exactly at the time my alarm usually goes off 😒

I’m Never Drinking Again @_GregoryRobert_

2 weeks ago

Woke up exactly at the time my alarm usually goes off 😒

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Joker @BachelorJoker

2 weeks ago

Why are so many young men not dating? 1) Over 70% of you people meet on dating apps. 2) The women on dating apps:

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I’m Never Drinking Again @_GregoryRobert_

2 weeks ago

Not setting an alarm for tomorrow. Don’t get to do this often, but we’ll see how it goes.

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2 weeks ago

My X account got suspended because I said I’d rather eat a cactus than watch a WNBA game. 🥴🤦🏻‍♂️

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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

2 weeks ago

We've raised about 100k so far. With my match 200k for family of Lt Hoosock. I'll continue to match all money raised till midnight tonight. store.barstoolsports.com/products/onond…

We've raised about 100k so far. With my match 200k for family of Lt Hoosock. I'll continue to match all money raised till midnight tonight. store.barstoolsports.com/products/onond… https://t.co/R9Tbi8lHqQ

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2 weeks ago

Does anyone else have a Roomba that constantly tries to kill them?🤨

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2 weeks ago

I’ve been on Bumble for 30 seconds, really?

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Israel Defense Forces @IDF

2 weeks ago

This is what a 99% interception rate looks like. Operational footage from the Aerial Defense System protecting the Israeli airspace:

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3 weeks ago

What’s the best way to lose ten pounds in 24 hours? 🤔

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vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard

3 weeks ago

Optimus Prime giving a speech with Linkin Park playing for the ending of Transformers(2007) was one of the greatest decisions in movie history😮‍💨

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3 weeks ago

Does anyone else use flightradar24 to track family members when they’re flying? I tracked my dad flying to Switzerland yesterday for the entire flight. 🛫