Grey Squirrel @_GreySquirrel
I'm still squirrel from the block. hunting nuts and loving life Nutley Joined December 2011-
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Just got hairspray all up in my tail. Shit's gone crusty.
Watching the London marathon from my nest #nuts
I refuse to follow all you weiner squirrels!
Giving a girl with a pork pie the squirrel eye, may throw an acorn at her #nuts
@NatalieIzzard I had a burger, doesn't really count #nosteak #definitelynoblowjob
Buying a pipe to go with my new home #countrysquirrel
@_FeralSquirrel you little rat. Come at me bro.
@_FeralSquirrel because you're so uglyyyyyyyy. Bitches ain't shit. Got nothing on my bushy tail.
Meow...meow....meow ACORN to the FACE #catsnshit
@_FeralSquirrel think if you recall I've already had your nuts #slutsquirrel
Had a nut related break down earlier. Fine now, back in my nest. Going to heckle a homeless cat
Going to throw an acorn at your head #queef....you know who you are......
Planning a surprise attack on @_FeralSquirrel #givemeyournuts
Special squirrels birthday today. Peace and nuts to @LizzieHowis google.co.uk/m/search?site=…
Right I'm out, long day. Longer evening, tomorrow the longest day of all. #chins
Mez has dragged baby Bryce to her bedroom floor with a towel. #lookinggreat #feelingfresh
White Squirrel @_White_Squirrel
1K Followers 1K Following The squirrel life is a marathon not a sprint, until you see a car then it’s a sprint!
Sammy Squirrel @samsquirrel3
397 Followers 551 Following I'm an orphan squirrel born in Feb 2015 - brought up by humans but now live wild - still visit 'home' reguarly for nuts and cuddles
I'm just a squirrel @lifeisazooroar
131 Followers 520 Following I'm a barbie squirrel, in a barbie world. Who runs the world? Squirrels! Follow @dasquirrelgirl.
Squirrel James @Squirrel_james
23 Followers 51 Following Mother-Fucking Squirrel James YO! Leader of the Grey Alliance! Nutty mother fucker YO!
Reconuk @Reconpaintball
9 Followers 207 Following
Han Dek @Han2410
5 Followers 25 Following
Catrepreneur™ @Catrepeneur
5K Followers 2K Following Monty: A cat with many meows, big paws, bushy tail & a triangle nose. I’m now partying it up at 🌈, but I purrmitted my housemates mica & Junior to tweet here.
Squirrel Sez @SquirrelSez
94 Followers 109 Following Uppity, didactic squirrel. I speak & you listen. What more do you need to know?
Jackson Hole @JacksonHole_dog
26 Followers 29 Following I'm am a 2 year old black Labrador called Jackson. I'm incredibly naughty and have many stories to tell about my adventures...
Sparky Shinysides @IamacatIdostuff
171 Followers 270 Following House Tiger, Fluffy Magpie, Furry Killerwhale.
Winkelhimer Smith @Winkelhimer
364 Followers 494 Following I'm a painting squirrel I have gotten some fame for my paintings.I have been on the CBS,ABC,Village Voice, NY mag blog.I live in Louisiana. [email protected]
Mr.Puss, Nigel, and V... @Mr_Puss_N_Boots
918 Followers 1K Following Mr. Puss is now an Angel having gone OTRB. Now taking over this profile is Nigel and Victor.
Diamond @Diamondtheyorki
87 Followers 110 Following Spoiled baby of the family with 3 sister dogs and 2 sister kitties and a brother kitty and 1 human sister and 2 human brothers.
Squirrel Problems @SquirrelPrblms
1K Followers 31 Following Don't hate me cuz you ain't me. Dislikes: Chipmunks, Humans, Cats, Dogs. Likes: Nuts, Trees, Not Having Rabies. #SquirrelProblems
Common Meerkat @CommonMeerkat
6 Followers 29 Following blank. born. dark. sleep. scratch scratch. LIGHT! run run run run run run run run run run
Amy @amygaelias
10 Followers 148 Following
Emily-Rose @EmilyShotton
82 Followers 289 Following
Ralphie The Dog @HairyRalphie
590 Followers 1K Following I always remember what my mum used to say to me ...'Rrrrruff, woof woof, growl, snarl'.
Squirrel Beebz 🐿 a... @SquirrelBeebz
2K Followers 3K Following Squirrel and human speaking out for the planet’s future. #ClimateCrisis. Dan is disabled, born at 318 ppm. Beebz lives OTRB.
Lola Featherbottom @LolaBirdPants
20 Followers 41 Following i'm a cockatiel. i am a bit cute but not very smart... i often use my outside voice when i'm inside. i bite everything shiny.
Clyde Squirrel @Clyde_Squirrel
2K Followers 1K Following I am Clyde the Exceptional Squirrel. I am superbad and fuzzy. Always calculating angles. Expert in animal magnetism.
Squirrel Nutkins @Nutkinssquirrel
3 Followers 13 Following gathering nuts and raiding bird feeders - what fun !
~(oo)~ @3BlackPiggies
15 Followers 18 Following We are 3 curious little piggies. Follow us as we grow up & make our own way in the world. Likes: food, mud, sleeping...
Alicia Rios @AliciaRios25
69 Followers 180 Following
Silly Snail @SuperSillySnail
606 Followers 795 Following Leaving a slimy trail wherever I go. I think my parasol is loverly :D heee
Jane Bull FRCMV @JaneZoeBull1987
137 Followers 328 Following Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril! MWAH!Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!I love horseys!
Shell FRCM @67shellybelly44
138 Followers 475 Following Best friend of Hurley the Malt-zu,Speckles the budgie,Mr Whippy the whippet. Nurse.Mum of two teenagers & long suffering partner of a fishaholic & beer drinker.
Haylisluff @haylisluff
61 Followers 563 Following
Fernley-Fishingstall @FernleyFishes
3K Followers 3K Following Played Old Ewe in 'Babe' & modelled for Damian Hurst.Grandmother was mistress to General Melchett.Now living in a field & completely barking...
Bluebottle Fly @BluebottleFly
59 Followers 30 Following just a common fly, I go wherever the day takes me
TheBigBlackBull @TheBigBlackBull
208 Followers 129 Following Enjoys charging around and shitting people up. Lake Districts best Bull award winner every year. Hate Hikers. Grrrmooo ! Vegan me.
Red Squirrel @_FeralSquirrel
49 Followers 32 Following favourite activities: gathering, nut foraging, nest-making, posing in trees, looking endangered, searching bins, basking, my rivalry with Grey Squirrels
Paxton @PaxtonBulldog
631 Followers 965 Following I'm Paxton a 4 year old English Bully in Toronto. I luv carrots, salmon, premium food & treats, expensive clothes, farting, and short walks along the beach.
Lola Featherbottom @LolaBirdPants
20 Followers 41 Following i'm a cockatiel. i am a bit cute but not very smart... i often use my outside voice when i'm inside. i bite everything shiny.
Squirrel Beebz 🐿 a... @SquirrelBeebz
2K Followers 3K Following Squirrel and human speaking out for the planet’s future. #ClimateCrisis. Dan is disabled, born at 318 ppm. Beebz lives OTRB.
enims ltd @enimsltd
362 Followers 816 Following A leading, forward thinking environmental consultancy who provide a full range of environmental services for both private and public clients.
Kate @katelamonty
137 Followers 178 Following
Herman!!! @TattleCat
12K Followers 9K Following I’m called TattleCat cuz I make sure my meowmy knows what’s really going on with The Wonderpurr Gang.
Ralphie The Dog @HairyRalphie
590 Followers 1K Following I always remember what my mum used to say to me ...'Rrrrruff, woof woof, growl, snarl'.
Clyde Squirrel @Clyde_Squirrel
2K Followers 1K Following I am Clyde the Exceptional Squirrel. I am superbad and fuzzy. Always calculating angles. Expert in animal magnetism.
Capital Squirrel 🐿... @CapitalSquirrel
2K Followers 2K Following Be like the squirrel. If that squirrel can take care of himself, with the harsh winter coming on, so can I...
Gobbling Goose @GobblingGoose
6 Followers 0 Following Arch Nemesis of Sassy Swan, I lay golden eggs beat that sucker!
Livs Mansell @LivsMansell
86 Followers 189 Following
Alicia Rios @AliciaRios25
69 Followers 180 Following
London Crime @LondonCrime
5K Followers 0 Following Giving you the lowdown on all the criminal shit that's going down in London town.
Fernley-Fishingstall @FernleyFishes
3K Followers 3K Following Played Old Ewe in 'Babe' & modelled for Damian Hurst.Grandmother was mistress to General Melchett.Now living in a field & completely barking...
Bluebottle Fly @BluebottleFly
59 Followers 30 Following just a common fly, I go wherever the day takes me
Fenton @Fentonthedog
2K Followers 2 Following i am Fenton, and i am a WELL fast runner, and writer of #DogPoetry. Views are my own, not my owner's. #fentoniswellfast
Bramble @Bramble_Dog
270 Followers 657 Following At this moment, the laurel bush, which had hitherto not spoken, said Psst! Tweets by Liz.
TheBigBlackBull @TheBigBlackBull
208 Followers 129 Following Enjoys charging around and shitting people up. Lake Districts best Bull award winner every year. Hate Hikers. Grrrmooo ! Vegan me.
lucasfilm mouse @lucasfilmmouse
943 Followers 416 Following Building a nest in ur couch, eatin ur food, leaving droppings on ur desk
Bugsy and Knuckles @MaxtheQuiltCat
5K Followers 2K Following We are brothers and we do everything together. This used to be the twitter site of Max the Quilt Cat. Now he is our mentor.We will carry on his tradition
Weird Horse @WeirdHorse
91K Followers 11 Following one of the nicest horses ever, friends with two moths called Susan and Jennifer
common squirrel @common_squirrel
65K Followers 1 Following
Victor Charas Javier @adsplayer
121 Followers 407 Following Medicate, Legalise, Skate and Mash Zombies
Chris Forrest @earl_forrest
156 Followers 576 Following
James Clarkson-Within... @withy28
132 Followers 100 Following Recruitment Consultant, Guinness lover and firm believer that Rugby is better than Football. Tweets own views.
Charlotte Moore @charmooree
107 Followers 131 Following Life's short. Smile while you still have teeth!
Red Squirrel @_FeralSquirrel
49 Followers 32 Following favourite activities: gathering, nut foraging, nest-making, posing in trees, looking endangered, searching bins, basking, my rivalry with Grey SquirrelsTrends for United States
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