HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

We like sports, can cook, and can hold our own at a bar.. Just two 20something girls trying to figure out how we're still single The Bar Joined October 2012

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

I’m wine drunk on a Wednesday. Wassup

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6 years ago

I’m pretty sure I’ll be getting broken up in the next couple days. So that’s neat.

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

The end of this year, a lot of things are changing and I’m not sure how they’ll all shake out. But I’m excited.

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

Is it weird I’m excited to have roommates that aren’t my parents??? #babecave

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6 years ago

My ex boyfriend just requested me on fb. Tempted to accept just so he can follow my trip to Spain I’m leaving for tomorrow with my new man.

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

People really do lose all sense of awareness when they step on to aircraft. I don’t think the selfishness of people will ever stop shocking me

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

Everything in my life is currently falling apart and I 100% blame mercury retrograde. And hormones. But mostly the planets

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

Also, twin and I have been going back and forth on petty things we wish for OG

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6 years ago

OG fuckboy thought it’d be a good idea to friend request me today... mercury Retrograde is wild y’all

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

I’ve seen THREE engagement announcements just today 🙄🙄 #stillsingleAF

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

Is it just me or does your makeup look fine in the bathroom mirror and then you get into the car and the visor mirror is like HAHAH JOKEEEE YOU DIDNT BLEND WELL ENOUGH.

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

Sending my new dude super sexy, but not full nudes, and he’s legit ANNOYED! Said he’d rather have nothing than teasy pics... tf?? Red flag?

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

I know thick thighs are in, but I’ve been fighting this battle for 29 years.. you gotta earn this title! #thickthighssavelives

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6 years ago

Date: what’s your biggest flaw? Me: brushing my teeth before I finish my glass of wine

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

“A little anticlimactic but overall enjoyable: a memoir”

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

I just want to eat pizza and cheese fries without ending up on My 600 lb life

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

*boarding flight to MBJ* FA1: we’ve got missionaries and drunks, this’ll be a good flight. PAX: I’m kind of both Me: oh so you’re catholic?

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HowAreWeSingle? @_HowAreWeSingle

6 years ago

Doing/talking about things w this new boy I’ve never done/talked about before and I kinda like it. I’m tired of doing things based on how i think ppl would judge me. Just want to do what makes me feel good. And if that’s dirty talk and sex, so be it.