Islamicat 💣😾🕌 💥 @_Islamicat
Former pet of Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, now nomadic jihadicat, dedicated to establishing Pusslim Catliphate. Hates dogs, pigs, mice, infurdels; loves Klaw'ran 🇵🇸 Islamic Borough of Kensington Joined June 2017-
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So #HumzaYousaf has been forced to resign by the Islamophobes running rampant in UK. Even Islamicat cannot leave his flat without being attacked by Zionists. Is truly sad times
Reading Klaw'ran is true enlightenment
Islamicat cans not believe Russian troops is actually invading
Do not be surprised find terrorist threats in your fast food order
Printing out instructions for make bomb vests. Is very exciting Islamicat cannot wait to read
At last, public transport is no longer Pusslimophobic
Islamicat hate seals. Not only they murder the Sheikh but also steal feesh
Live feed of an apostate brother being punished
Talibunny has taked over as new Catliphate head of massage therapy
Apparently @RishiSunak telling Pusslims they need to get jobs and not be on benefits. Good luck with that
The Orthodogs is all brave when they behind a door
We think hostages we been holding since October is getting a bit hungry
The Jews filled our bath with white phosphorus #WarCriminals
Walking around uncovered AND giving attitude to Islamicat? Ok bitch, you asked for it
This mf knows that it forbidden to stand up when Islamicat grace your knee
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@montie I call that karma Tim for the despicable speech he made about white Scotland. The worst aspect is that no one in that room, not one person had any rebuttal, not one squeak from anyone about that abhorrent, racist diatribe he spouted. It was a terribly sad day in Scotland.
@_Islamicat We'll just distract you with the space laser.
The “discussion” between @TheMossadIL & @_Islamicat is comedy gold!! 👇🏻
Oh no! Our Zionist Super Mice of Death™ have escaped from the lab! Watch out! They're radioactive! (No seriously check the QTs here. A Jew hater will believe anything🤦🏻♂️ )
@StephenFarryMP Absolute nonsense. What we’re witnessing is the largest mass settlement of people in human history. Governments are passing legislation to line the pockets of property developers and landlords for “asylum accommodation”. Big businesses are making record profits, helped by…
Dad: I don't want a cat Dad and the cat 6 months later:
@IainDale @HumzaYousaf He'd have you off a roof quicker than you could say "Oh, fuck, that's long way down".
@_Islamicat decree Pusslim law for sorcery is choppy off head
Care to comment, @_Islamicat ?
Letting my cat read the Koran was a mistake
@mysteriouskat I'm now getting my daily humour fix on Twitter/X at @_Islamicat
@HannahK_LD @helenstaniland Trans propaganda: "YOu'Re OBsEssED wITh GEnITalS!" No. WE don't tell gender-nonconforming gay/lesbian children they are defective & must be sterilized & made anorgasmic through brutal surgeries on their genitals. *That* is a bizarre, Mengele-worthy obsession with genitals.
@Finn_Mackay @Jebadoo2 More queer historical revisionism. Only women give birth. Only adult females can be women. Only women can be mothers. These terms are not inclusive of males and should never be. Women who ‘identify as’ men are, in fact, female and thus women not men. They need to keep out of my…
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@CountDankulaTV "My resignation letter -- White! The computer monitor I wrote it on -- White! The pillowcase I cried on last night -- White!" - Humza Yousaf, probably
@_Islamicat I for one, welcome our new Islamic overlord.
Yesterday I was empty, today I have 3....a girl, a boy and another girl 340g #hedgehog
@ChrisGPackham Thank you for speaking out, Chris, and for being the voice of the voiceless. You are a good man.💕 The ignorant are always loud and aggressive, but remember you have the hearts of the silent majority. Our hedgehogs are on the verge of extinction. Not because of roads. Not because…
@Scott_Wortley @billybragg No, no, it's all good when men find themselves on the same side as theocratic gay-haters. It's women, with their weeny, porous little brains, who instantly become Nazis if within a mile of one.
@real_lord_miles Is that you with @_Islamicat
@QuarryAli @ArchRose90 Fortunately a long time ago, our amazing species invented something called “boats”, and more recently I’m in our history, “aeroplanes”. Incredible pieces of technology. Look into it 👍🏻
Only hard training and more kids are key to turn UK into Ummah Kingdom. @_Islamicat
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