J Brennan @_JMDB
Watch out! it's that one guy. San Francisco, CA Joined September 2011-
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Today’s morning bus smell: Old cigarettes and Sour Cream and Onion chips. Help me
Me, seeing guy on scoot about to blow through a light before it turns: “RED LIGHT!!” Guy, now barreling through the intersection: “GREEN LIGHT!” Homeless dude picking through a nearby trash: “MOTHER MAY I!”
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The debilitating depression is totally worth it for the gift of being questionably funny on an inconsistent basis for zero money
I’m always a little starstruck when Frank Giorgi of #MolinariandSons comes in to my shop to buy some charcuterie on the weekends. I was even eating his Salametti with cheese last night! Today he totally ruined that perception when he called me a jack-off.
No wonder it's been terrible trying to commute this past week. sfmta.com/about-sfmta/bl…
@deshownmcclane @megelizzzabeth Movies you'll fall asleep to after 30 minutes?
Just watched a cyclist spit on a car; The cyclist ran a red light and the car had to slam on their brakes to avoid. #ShareTheRoad #bikesafe
It's a gorgeous day in the city... which means I'll be cut off by at least 5000 jaywalkers and cyclists #DriveSafe
I found a recipe for Robot in #PocketMortys. hyperurl.co/zrn5s4
So, if the military is for killing, does that make Huckabee not pro-life?
So, if the military is for killing, does that make Huckabee not pro-life?
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A 2.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 0mi S of Concord, California. Details: eqbot.com/Vsa Map: eqbot.com/Vsp
It may just be a closet with a gaping hole in the ceiling, but in SF that's a spacious studio with a skylight. #justSFthings
There's no manly way to order a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice latte. Taking your shirt off and flexing doesn't help either, apparently.
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