Jimmy @_Jimmy_Johnson

United States Joined March 2018

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Lily🏳️‍⚧️ @transyapper7781

3 months ago

The idea that the zombies in the 28 days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like yeah they can handle it on their own

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PointlessHub @HubPointless

3 months ago

Nolan really went "Fuck you this is Gotham who cares"

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Dan Go @FitFounder

4 months ago

Why does an hour of weight training feels like 15 minutes and 15 minutes on the treadmill feels like an hour?

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Jimmy @_Jimmy_Johnson

4 months ago

Guys, whose quant is this?

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Porsche @Porsche

a year ago

Sometimes you just have to go fast.

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

2 years ago

If you're not putting oat milk in your oatmeal then you're not oatmaxing and I don't have time for unserious people

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

Like Gulliver, tied down by thousands of of little strings, we lose our freedom one regulation at a time

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High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry

2 years ago

The real divide facing our country:

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Joe Rogan @joerogan

2 years ago

Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.

MSNBC @MSNBC

2 years ago

Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.

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Alex Cohen @anothercohen

2 years ago

Imagine working at Meta and making $1m/year in total comp as a product manager and your entire job is to just copy and paste things from other apps. That’s the dream

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Catturd ™ @catturd2

2 years ago

Always remember what Nancy Pelosi says ... "Diversity is our greatest strength."

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Joe Cohen @CohenSite

2 years ago

Ther are exactly four S Tier cities in the world: - New York - London - Paris - Tokyo

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Most likely explanations for Prigozhin’s deal, in order: 1. Extortion — His family was taken hostage 2. Bribery — 10 figure wire to his Swiss bank account 3. Duress — He was captured and they forced the Telegram recording 4. Collusion — He coordinated this with Putin

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CHLOÉ @bronzeageshawty

2 years ago

Men who carry water bottles out in public give me the ick. Especially at the airport. You can’t go a few hours without having your little sips of water? Carrying around anything is a feminine trait. The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocketknife.

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Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav

2 years ago

😰 paper straws suck.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

@stillgray Rightly so. The disaster that is downtown SF, once beatiful and thriving, now a derelict zombie apocalypse, is due to the woke mind virus.

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ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate

2 years ago

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Ada Lluch @ada_lluch

3 years ago

America, please wake up and realize your country is in a time of crisis. The entire world sees it but you cannot seem to see it for yourselves. The former President of your country is being arrested tomorrow by a District Attorney who is funded by a foreign billionaire for a…