_MrScience_ @_MrScience_
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Can’t figure out if people today are stupidly impatient or impatiently stupid
It’s not Halloween, but this is the same as warning about razor blades in apples or THC-laced candies. But not close to as believable
It’s not Halloween, but this is the same as warning about razor blades in apples or THC-laced candies. But not close to as believable
When the law will not protect a person, people have the right to protect themselves
When the law will not protect a person, people have the right to protect themselves
Why there are no suicide prevention therapy cats…
You know how messed up you get when someone puts tomato sauce on chips? (That’s ketchup on French fries for those that live is the land of Freedom Fractions)
You know how messed up you get when someone puts tomato sauce on chips? (That’s ketchup on French fries for those that live is the land of Freedom Fractions)
Every one of those native tribes that get acknowledged before any city meeting or school board meeting ALL KEPT SLAVES
Every one of those native tribes that get acknowledged before any city meeting or school board meeting ALL KEPT SLAVES
And where did I say this?
Man those iPhone scammers are getting fucking annoying. No, you Somali pirates I am not calling you with my credit card information to “cancel” a sale
I had to set boundaries today on an older neighbor who was taking advantage of my generosity. So, yay, I’m an asshole
Today I learned I have a THIRD former student working at my school. She is the instructor of the Dental Hygienist ROP program and the assistant to the head of the districts career training center
Is there a town in Maine called “Mayne”? Does it have a Main St.?
College students don’t take over campuses on behalf of right wing organizations, you motorcycle ashtray
College students don’t take over campuses on behalf of right wing organizations, you motorcycle ashtray
If I can’t say something because of my skin color, that’s racism. If I can’t go to a particular place because of my skin color, that’s racism. If I can’t live my life without my skin color disturbing you in some way, that’s racism. It does not matter the skin color
This motorcycle ashtray’s response to everything is variations on “fuck off ((Trump + SA pejorative))”. Totally not rage click farming or anything. Why I like not being monetized
This motorcycle ashtray’s response to everything is variations on “fuck off ((Trump + SA pejorative))”. Totally not rage click farming or anything. Why I like not being monetized
This is very much “She was asking for dressed that way!” excusing an assault
This is very much “She was asking for dressed that way!” excusing an assault
That’s a lot of text to show your ass about how little you know about Law Enforcement
That’s a lot of text to show your ass about how little you know about Law Enforcement
Oh fuck off, full stop. Denial of reality will always hamper dealing with problem. People who are addicted to drugs or alcohol will do whatever they can to feed the addiction before other needs including food and water
Oh fuck off, full stop. Denial of reality will always hamper dealing with problem. People who are addicted to drugs or alcohol will do whatever they can to feed the addiction before other needs including food and water
Mandy makes a statement People mock the silliness of Mandy’s statement Mandy calls everyone not agreeing with her 100% fascists and incels Lesson: Don’t be a Mandy
Every time Tulsi Gabbard wears white fir a press conference, it seems she is busting some entrenched Deep State Down
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