Excalibur @_Ndemu

windhoek Joined September 2013

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Excalibur @_Ndemu

4 years ago

@Tommy_Sheya Is it the one that stole zak from you 👀

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HIDDEN GEM 💎 @capeverdeanvibe

4 years ago

Football is actually mad entertaining uno, where can I watch it from season 1??

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⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude

4 years ago

everyone gettin ios 16 then there me… with no storage😭✋🏿

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Abigail’s Brother  @Uncle_Dimitri

4 years ago

If you missed Grab N Go, here is another opportunity to come have your lovely Gin Mixes by yourself truly The GinMitri Hub🥰 Kindly do RT for awareness 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Cota B @bubbs07

4 years ago

It’s Friday, bitch.

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Tuyakula 📸🌆 @Nkelo__

4 years ago

One thing about men, they only think of themselves. They don’t care bro

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Comedy @VoteToFindOut

4 years ago

Sometimes the wallet is like the fridge. You open it, and it's empty.

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Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN

4 years ago

So you are having sex and don’t want to get pregnant & abstinence is not an option. You can’t pull and pray because your girl who did that, just had a bouncing baby boy. Worry not, I bring to you “A Girls Guide to navigating her sex life & being pregnant free”

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🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU

4 years ago

Stop getting attached to people with weak communication. With no open communication, sooner or later your simple talks will become arguments because you no longer know each other, then it becomes aggressive communication and sooner or later, it just becomes toxic and a burden.

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Excalibur @_Ndemu

4 years ago

There is always room for desert

Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss

4 years ago

Welcome to the stomach

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VIEW @viewsoff

4 years ago

Where i need to be.

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Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter

5 years ago

Patient: I'm sorry for the way I treated you last time. Me: how did you treat me? Patient: I was very rude! Me: I literally have no recollection of that because working in healthcare = survival by rudeness dissociation so, we are totally good!

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Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa

5 years ago

Niggas be niggin

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Excalibur @_Ndemu

5 years ago

Why is it always “no pain, no gain” 😩

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Excalibur @_Ndemu

5 years ago

@Tommy_Sheya 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just go practice koka pale my dear

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Loide Ngwedha Uushona @gwaShuuya_4th

5 years ago

Now that was a long day

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Joēhuman @joe_human_

5 years ago

Petrol price clearly telling us to date within a 5KM radius.

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Chris Kim Story Teller @KimaruChrispus

5 years ago

Suicide attempt: With 6k in my pocket and this being my final day on earth, i hit the bars, about 9am in the morning. Started drinking at my usual keg haunts, buying booze for anyone who wanted and all this time plotting how it would go down. Didn't want to get too high...