Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

Cleveland, OH Joined May 2009

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

5 years ago

“I used to have a dog named Nikki... I got drunk at gave it away at the bar one night” ~ Fred

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Tyler called me after he made a slightly expensive impulse buy. He said the reason he called me was because I "make a lot of unnecessary impulse purchases" so he wanted to talk to me to feel better about his. What can I say, I'm here to help.

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lauren @spectacularLo

6 years ago

Tammy and Mykenna seeing each other at the airport after getting sent home #TheBachelor

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

I look like a struggling white person in an infomercial when I try to cut up a mango.

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

The Aldi across from my apartment just opened and this is the most exciting thing that has happened to me all week.

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Alexa @alexamd26

6 years ago

AQ in the fall 😍

Josh Garcia @jdginnovative

6 years ago

AQ in the fall 😍

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

"Oh my God, my butt crack goes all the way up to my neck!" ~Some drunk girl in the bathroom.

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jayjizzle🎈 @calhoun_jalyn

6 years ago

“How Do You Plan On Paying Back Your Student Loans?” Me:

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

I have a $30 shirt in my closet that I've never worn. I also have 5 old t-shirts that I bought for a dollar each while intoxicated that I basically rotate wearing throughout the week. I need help.

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

We were in Walmart last night and there were 2 little girls running behind their mom and yelling "hi!" to everyone. Fred got distracted saying "hi" back to the first girl and hit the other one with a cart...

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

"Rachel Ray invented olive oil" ~Marge #EVOO

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Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp

6 years ago

me as the mechanic explains what’s wrong w my car

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

Me: *says literally anything Coworkers who are mostly from the east and west coast: "Where are you from?" Me: "Michigan..." Coworkers: "Ohhhhhhh" #WhatAreJimmieStix

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

There's mad, then there's late for work because you had to wait for someone in the carpool to finish their cigarette mad.

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Nicholas Cage @_NikiNikiNiki

6 years ago

Can I rent someone to pretend to be my dad and go to car dealerships with me? I'm too stupid to car hunt on my own... and too afraid to question any set prices. Help.