PrisonOnAnLPlate @_POALP
Prison On An L Plate is a book based on my experiences of serving two and a half years as a first timer in UK jails, out now on Amazon Kindle. Joined May 2014-
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Cameron:For too long we have used an'As long as you obey the law we'll leave you alone' approach. Er..and in a democracy this is bad, is it?
Teresa May says migrants rescued from the sea should be taken back to their own countries. Where they probably face certain DEATH. Lovely.
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So Sajid Javid elected with 38% of the electorate in Bromsgrove wants to impose a 40% support threshold for strike ballots. Democracy?
And so it begins: Tories free to bring in Snoopers Charter and now they want to scrap the Human Rights Act. Things can only get worse...
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Justice Secretary #MichaelGove says Public DO NOT have a right to know about MP VIP #ChildAbuse fw.to/qVwZV8j @SimonDanczuk
So it's Grayling out and Gove in... thank God I'm not in prison anymore!
@GemmaHalfon @NelH90 letters really kept me going through those first few bleak weeks.
@GemmaHalfon @NelH90 my wife and I still have the letters we wrote, even two and a half years after I got out.
@NelH90 I'd be happy to give you more advice, DM me if you like and I'll give you my email address
@NelH90 @PrisonersGirlx aah...well he can be moved to a D cat but he can't work outside or get ROTLs until he reaches 18 months :(
@NelH90 @PrisonersGirlx hopefully he'll be fine then. One thing, has he reached the halfway point of his sentence?
@NelH90 @PrisonersGirlx If he's behaved well, very good in my experience.
Today I am officially a completely free man, my probation is finished and I have completed my 5 year sentence!
@mrjamesob If you only know how to think with a computer, what do you do when you don't have one?
Just been on LBC talking to Beverly about life sentences
MPs need to understand that the main bar to a full days work in jail is a system geared around staff convenience, not prisoner reluctance.
@iplinks @mrjamesob uncanny! On a similar note, have you ever compared Andy from Cbeebies to Fatima Whitbread?
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