𓅟 @_Sam0ne

Maisha ikileta mzigo,Tunabeba na jokes!😂🤝 Twitter Joined November 2021

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Yoko Ndegwah @Kibet_bull

23 hours ago

What is wrong with Safaricom? A soldier ameoshwa 55k good money amekuwa akisave.

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Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo

2 hours ago

Waaah huyu hajui jokes

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KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke

7 hours ago

Mchanga we fundraised over 30 million,,Ngamia One only utilized 2 million She later bought Mazda CX-5, iphone and a 3 bedroom house in kilimani with a massage bed made of mahogany ask bookten

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The Simon Warui case, leading up to his death in custody at the Central Police Station in Mombasa, deserves transparency. Being found alive in the Catholic Cathedral, only to later be discovered lifeless in the station’s toilet with a post-mortem showing fractures in his neck and…

The Standard Digital @StandardKenya

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Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed

a day ago

School fines are unfair. Imagine not participating at all in the criminal activities alafu your already struggling parents wanapewa bill kubwa. How do you all get punished because a few misbehaved?

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Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3

a day ago

Watching the speech by President Donald Trump at UNGA and I think the guy is half-moron... 😆😆😆. He told other presidents that "Your countries are going to hell...!" What the hell man? #KenyaAtUnga

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Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_

a day ago

Acha aende ata 50 years, Matiang'i can simply get another international job Ni wewe utabaki ukilia njaa na SHA and ukienda streets, you'll be shot dead like a Dog Babako apewe peanuts na life moves on Mna argue as if ni favour mnafanyia Chinkororo Kenya needs his mettle!

Frank @HavarJay

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Ja Taliban @Educatedfool__

a day ago

Soon I will publish a book on how the three "JKUAT Professors nearly 'ended my life' as a PhD student and a Tutorial Fellow in @DiscoverJKUAT ". I nearly died of depression in February 2025. I survived by a whisker, left without graduating with the PhD and now undergoing medical…

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I am Chege @_James041

a day ago

Ruto in the UNGA says that Benedict Kabiru is dead. Police bosses are saying that he's alive. Meanwhile, the family has filed a petition at the high Court seeking information from the murderous regime on whether Kabiru is dead or alive. It's six months since he was abducted in…

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✨️𝗕𝗿𝗷𝗮𝗻♡ @lowkeytoxik

a day ago

Huyo msichana unatamani kuoa sahii kuna time itafika uanze kuona kama ulileta punda kwako 😂

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Locco @Mr_Locol

2 days ago

My phone number is 0798321517 Email: [email protected] Incase you want to reach out. Thanks.

Locco @Mr_Locol

3 days ago

My phone number is 0798321517 Email: [email protected] Incase you want to reach out. Thanks.

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~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke

a day ago

'A' students wa Lutein Highschool walichukuwa hard drive leaving no evidence 😂 'B' students were busy driving school bus without key while 'D' students were busy cooking eggs in kitchen 😂alafu wale wa grade 'E' walienda kwa safe kutoa doo😂💔

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Nduko™ @nduko__

2 days ago

Kama hujawai fall in love kuna high chances you were never loved at home as a kid, that's why you don't know how to love. You can't know how to love if it's something you never experienced.

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MOSET @KeKirwa

2 days ago

Parents need to know that as teachers, we teach and go home. If you fail in your parenting responsibility, be aware that we're not going to help you with that. Teachers on the timeline, kindly teach and go home.

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Kimuzi @Kimuzi_

2 days ago

Taliban are transforming Afghanistan..sieeet. The ongoing construction there is massive. They are even building one of the biggest dams in Asia.

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𝐇𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓:⁠-⁠) @_Headborn

2 days ago

"Nikona ball na sijui vile nitaambia wazazi" You opened your legs just open your mouth msichana

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KOT Sonko™🇰🇪 @Mabonga_254

3 days ago

Amerix has directly addressed Kalenjin men. He says they should unfat, stop selling ancestral land and stop conning people 😂. This man Amerix.

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MOSET @KeKirwa

a day ago

There's an outbreak of absentee parents in our schools. Unatuma mtoto home alete mzazi anakuja na grandma, who informs you that the mother alienda Saudi back in 2015, when the kid was 3 years old. You inquire about the dad anakuambia hata yeye hajawai muona. Haha bro.