not me 🍭 @_Shayli

beep boop, tweetie deletie 💫✨ she/her Joined January 2012

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not me 🍭 @_Shayli

2 years ago

how do flies know where every species ears are

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not me 🍭 @_Shayli

2 years ago

PISA. LEATHER. (if you’re choosing leather) smooth leather looks cute but it is not for the weak. (Me)

The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

2 years ago

PISA. LEATHER. (if you’re choosing leather) smooth leather looks cute but it is not for the weak. (Me)

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Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat

3 years ago

me n the bros (not related)

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i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

3 years ago

the only people who have ever spied on me in a public restroom are small children. that's why today I am introducing legislation to make it illegal to be 3 years old or to provide 3-year-olds with any form of medical care

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not me 🍭 @_Shayli

3 years ago

sometimes I wonder if people run their tattoo ideas through any of their friends and if so, why did no one intervene?

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teryn @youngtiddy

3 years ago

microdosing Hell by going to work

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Daniel @growing_daniel

3 years ago

What if you wake up and the bed is super cozy. What then

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derek guy @dieworkwear

3 years ago

cryin

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maia @mxmtoon

3 years ago

im a nepotism baby (my mom worked at my schools growing up)

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not me 🍭 @_Shayli

3 years ago

just saw a profile say— “got my shit together. it’s just in my underwear” and i just might… start using that daily

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dana bad @baddanadanabad

3 years ago

for everyone praying on my downfall… good news. looks like your god is real.

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Kris Rehl @krisrehl

3 years ago

If you’re with someone who is overdosing and you call 911, just say they aren’t breathing. Response times are often longer if they know it’s an overdose.