KungFuDavid @_Taco_Ops
- Human -DevOps Automaton -Cancer Survivor -Terrible at JiuJitsu -Soul Music Sampler Austin, TX Joined May 2018-
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Hear me out: a monitoring stack called CustomERS which stands for Custom Elastic Response Service. Fastest Time to Detection? ✅ Redundancy? Oh it’s HELLA redundant ✅ Helpful alerts? NOPE! ✅
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Beau Mann wanted to help others so he created an app. Now he's missing, and his family is looking for answers and hope. Let's turn on the Searchlight for them, and help raise awareness for Beau! youtube.com/watch?v=7Sevl6…
Here’s Maya, pretending as if she didn’t just spend the last 5 minutes gaslighting me into feeding her again.
Me, uncomfortable but making it through life
If you white-out your brake lights, may you go to the level of hell where people are skinned alive.
What in the Machine Learning is going on when Spotify adds Opeth to my “Chill Mix”
I’ve missed coming to @HalcyonATX When I first moved to Austin, I spent so much time here, reading technical docs, coding and drinking insane amounts of Vietnamese coffee ☕️
KungFuDavid retweeted
Why refactor your code and keep up with dependency deprecations when you can get a new job every 3 years to avoid your own technical debt?
Me: “Ok Odie be quiet, I’m joining a meeting” Odie: “Ok got it!” ** proceeds to walk into corner of table and busts open head **
Good morning everyone except people who insist on code deploys on a Friday, who tf hurt yall
KungFuDavid retweeted
Me, a senior engineer: console.log("GETS HERE!");
Just doing my job 🤠#DevOps #engineering #sadfaster
Finding out your ALB ingress controller discovers two certs and just goes “yeah idk 🤷🏽♂️” instead of just loading both 😤😤😤
Updating a network policy and then locking yourself out of cluster is like setting your face on fire and trying to put it out with a fork 🍴🔥
Step away from laptop for one minute, platform melts into cheese 🧀
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