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this is a shitpost account marvin's room Joined October 2022

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

Can someone tell me why I look 🥵 on my Mac webcam and ass on my iPhone?

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

just found out that 65% of adults in the u.s. drink coffee daily the whole population is on crack why is no one talking about this

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Started watching “The Peripheral” Realized @ChloeGMoretz is my age and way more hot 🥵 and $$$ 1. How do I achieve this level of success in faang/is it possible? 2. How do I date these cuties (if I was male) 3. Honestly she’s a pretty good actress, big props 👍👍👍

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

TFW my SO is so good at stuffing “turkeys” 🦃

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

Why is it that hot girls (just me) always (today) have stomach issues (tummy ache)? Pls halp 😫😫😫

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

Guys it’s nnn and I can’t hold it anymore I’m already not girl-nutting idk how long I can deprive myself of presidential shitposts 😫😫😫😣😣😣😭😭😭

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

The tech bro urge to quit my faang job and work at twitter and follow daddy Elon

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

Stop staring at my 🍑 It’s not my fault I’m wearing a thong to the beach I do squats, sue me 🤷🏻‍♀️

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

Kinda afraid to go home for thanksgiving I’m debating coming out to my parents as autistic

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

If he cries break up with him You’ll thank me

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unhinged @_UnhingedTweets

3 years ago

Just saw someone cut in the coffee line by talking to someone they know This is an outrage and society is an anarchy, I’m calling Larry David the social police I know a chat and cut when I see it 😠😡