Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

Data Science, Art, Food, Fashion, Lifestyle Philadelphia, PA Joined March 2022

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 months ago

Growing up as a kid I remember how we Nigerians believed that Americans had the most polished English ever, but with what I see on social media these days the English obviously has no idea where the polish is. 🤣

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

4 months ago

How do I dial *386# if the line has been deactivated ? Or you just type before reading ?

Airtel Nigeria @AirtelNigeria

4 months ago

How do I dial *386# if the line has been deactivated ? Or you just type before reading ?

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Airtel Nigeria @AirtelNigeria

4 months ago

@_UnlessitoldyoU Hello @_UnlessitoldyoU, we empathize. Check shows that the line is barred and needs to be updated. Kindly dial *386# to view our shop locations closer to you alongside your NIN for further assistance. Thank you. ^Fiyin.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

4 months ago

Updated my NIN but @AirtelNigeria took the liberty of deactivating the line before confirming anything. How reaching tall is a hurdle simple because you are all an incompetent lot.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

11 months ago

Imagine someone who has a fake hair on their bald head, fake eyelashes to match, but is busy checking to see if my graduate degree from @DrexelUniv is authentic. My sister you do not know the color of your problem.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

I think I should’ve done an analysis of layoffs in 2023 to predict unemployment rate in 2024.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

With the way Tech layoffs have multiplied since 2023 till date, we can all agree that securing a Tech position in this year alone feels like the hunger games.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

Funny how you’re suddenly the villain when you treat people the way they treated you. What were you then, Willy fkn Wonka ?

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

Lies are expensive to maintain.

First Doctor @FirstDoctor

2 years ago

Lies are expensive to maintain.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

Have you ever worn a cologne that you know is a straight up panty dropper but then someone walks by you and their cologne makes yours smell like toilet freshener or fbreeze?

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

Can’t believe I just wasted $20 on @Temu items. Only two out of 4 items I actually need. The other two a total waste of my time, money, and search history.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

Ever since my roommate saw a snake in his room I’m so paranoid to the extent that I raise my schlong every two minutes I spend on the toilet seat to check just so it’s mother doesn’t surprise me and bite my ass.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

God will always remove the irrelevant people in your life before he blesses you. Simply because they’re not fit to reap the benefits of your blessings.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

Just came across an entry-level Data Scientist role requesting 7+ years experience. 😂 wait let me laugh first.

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Seyi @_UnlessitoldyoU

2 years ago

It’s just 2 days in a new year and people are already trying to stress me. You call me asking me to pay money to get job, I block you. You call me offering me loan, I block your damn father. Odogwu help your boy na, I block you. Everywhere is hot.