Sam @_aSAMr_
be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too Joined December 2020-
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I'm about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you”when they say shit that don't make sense to me.
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Dog loses everything after trying to invest in stocks without even understanding what numbers are
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Right before rock bottom you’ll have a city builder game on your phone
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Pokemon fruit stickers!🍋🍎🍊
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i maked plushie
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Went looking for something I knew that would hurt my feelings
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I tried this and it is very beautiful but the darkness consumes you
I tried this and it is very beautiful but the darkness consumes you
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He was a fucking podcaster
He was a fucking podcaster
r/bedbugs is awesome because every post is a picture of a bedbug captioned "is this a bedbug?" And 200 replies saying "you're fucked"
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Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably
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Photos I took of signs in the American South
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come and take it
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How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve
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i dont understand when people are like “you might not agree with him but you have to respect he’s a man of faith” like why would i care about that. thats made up
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Is Charlie Kirk the only person who gets free speech😭😭😭😭
Is Charlie Kirk the only person who gets free speech😭😭😭😭
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Horror game "No, I'm Not a Human," where players identify if visitors are human or monstrous, launched on Steam In a Post-apocalyptic world, use conversation, analysis, and torture to detect "Visitors" mimicking humans, with consequences for errors
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true love is your husband swapping septum rings with you at the bar bc you like his better
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