Abby⛰ @_abbyheald

May you always have a beautiful soul, with a fierce demeanor, and a curiosity to know. Ignoring my responsibilities Joined December 2012

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Abby⛰ @_abbyheald

8 years ago

*Sarah’s phone goes off* Me: “who is txting you at this hour?” Sarah:” it was you cashapping me.”

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Abby⛰ @_abbyheald

8 years ago

Everyone is sick, everyone smells like cough drops. But yet, everyone is in class.

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THIS is how you use your brand. THIS is how you engage with your audience. Gillette being aware of mostly having a male audience and using their influence as a global brand to make a change for the better. other companies take notes x.com/Gillette/statu…

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relatable @byreIatable

8 years ago

College is a cycle of staying up late to finish homework because you took a nap because you stayed up late to finish homework

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PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel

8 years ago

Hilarious Video of Trump Saying He is An expert on Everything

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

8 years ago

8-year-old: Time for a New Year's revolution. Me: You mean "resolution." 8: Clearly she did not.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

8 years ago

Me: Wake up. The sun is up. 4-year-old: Put it back down.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

8 years ago

Me: Did you know a guard llama can kill coyotes? Wife: We're not getting a llama. It's like she doesn't even want to protect our kids.

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Shafeeq @Y2SHAF

8 years ago

i’m officially at the age where i really hate loud and unnecessary noises

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relatable @byreIatable

8 years ago

Me: nearly exploding from stress Also Me: ah yes it’s the perfect time to rewatch this show for the 4th time

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

8 years ago

4-year-old: *runs over her cousin with a tricycle* Me: What are you doing?! 4: She was in the way.

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known chiller @spughetti

8 years ago

I’ve found my true calling

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relatable @byreIatable

8 years ago

It’s too early in the semester to give up. But here i am

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Abby⛰ @_abbyheald

8 years ago

I didn’t go to any of my classes today but I stayed up till 3:30am reading 120 pages of Harry Potter so it’s been pretty productive.

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Dakota Murphy @PointCoachMurph

8 years ago

Welp....

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bradlee @boujeesIut

8 years ago

my mom when i wake up after 9AM

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Abby⛰ @_abbyheald

8 years ago

Maybe if we start telling Tennessee the face masks are lava they will stop touching them.

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa

8 years ago

be brave enough to be kind

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Abby⛰ @_abbyheald

8 years ago

Professor: “what class is this?” Me:”psych of emotions.” Professor: “oh good, if anybody should learn about emotions it’s you.” I just got roasted by my professor...