Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

I like to address uncomfortable topics with mildly inappropriate humor. CLE Joined January 2013

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

2 years ago

I’m bored. Send me $1, and I’ll tell you a joke. Venmo: alexa-cy Cashapp: alexacy

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2 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

2 years ago

Shooting off fireworks while Canada suffocates is the most American thing to do.

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Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp

3 years ago

#GOGhimmighoul

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

I’ve just learned David Harbour is married to Lily Allen, and I’m jealous of both of them.

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Nina Turner @ninaturner

3 years ago

Poor people deserve to buy fresh meat. This shouldn’t be a controversial opinion.

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

Been in Florida for half an hour, and I’m fucking terrified of these roads already.

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They cancelled sex ed for all grades in our school district this year but I’m sure they’ll use that time for equally important life skills. These kids may not know how to avoid pregnancy but they can square dance like a motherfucker.

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

$alexacy

Cash App @CashApp

3 years ago

$alexacy

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matt @mattxiv

3 years ago

the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

Mental illness level: bought a coffee yesterday morning, and JUST realized I never drank it. It’s on my dresser. Luckily, I drink it black, so I can microwave it and forget about it again, until eventually having to throw it away anyway.

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online moose 🦌 @tiemoose

7 years ago

[Dracula giving his son "the talk"] Dracula: you see when two monsters love each other very much, they- Dracula's son: they do the mash Dracula: *nodding* they do the monster mash

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Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess

3 years ago

Victor: Why did you buy a Build-a-Bear outfit? Me: For reasons.

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I COULD PUNCH SOMETHING.

Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

3 years ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I COULD PUNCH SOMETHING.

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

I love colder weather so much 🥰

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

Anyone else watch Cobra Kai and want Tory to kick the shit out of Sam every time she talks?

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Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes

3 years ago

Ser Criston folded like a beach chair #HouseOfTheDragon

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Alexa 🥸 @_alexacy

3 years ago

Midnight marks one year since my sister and stepdad were killed. If you drink and drive, I hope your fucking liver explodes, and you die an excruciatingly painful death.