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@so_optimistisch yeah @SarahKSilverman basically repeated @jimmycarr full bit, except omitting the "little britian dvds" & "taking the piss"
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On the positive side, it's good to see @jimmycarr getting recognition in US, even if it is by proxy. & the bit killed, as his jokes tend to
Saw @SarahKSilverman steal @jimmycarr Make-A-Wish Foundation bit & use it as her closer at UF last night. #hack #sarahsilverman #joketheft
fell asleep eating french bread, woke up feeling crumby
have to step my twitter game back up to it's previous glory when I was @andre_daniel
Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask what your country shouldn't be doing for you.
Let me clarify, that small Indonesian child is not my old twitter/ I deactivated and when I made a new twitter I had to change the username
the things you'll do for money, or sex or a chance at either.
Just saw Glenn Beck point at a flag of South Korea&yell North Korea is our enemy!Also on his list of foes France,Germany,education.#fauxnews
& every Christians' favorite televangelist George W. Bush
forget twitter, I save my clever witticisms for when I'm in the shower and they can be easily forgotten
remembering fondly the presidency of Mohammad Khatami
apparently when they pull your teeth, they fill the holes that are left with bones from a cadaver (gross!)
on twitter, you're not a leader, you're a follower
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/30/switzerland-confidential-behold-the-legal-sex-drive-thru/ Sex DriveThru, what else do you need to know?
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