ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

Danny deVito seems pretty cool. I would probably hang out with him. Melmac, Aldente Nebula Joined June 2009

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

2 years ago

Tuesday June 6 8:10pm Cried in the bathroom because I remembered how much Beatrice loved baths. 😔 grief is wild man

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my dog died today and ya it sucks and ya I cried … but what made me cry even more is that I had almost 200 people message me tell me how much they loved / cared about her and how good of a life she had 😭😔😟 rest easy baby bea

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

4th year in a row crying on April 2nd. I miss my grandpa. The grieving process is a silly one. I can honestly say I’ve thought about my grandpa everyday since April 2nd, 2019 - and it doesn’t get any easier.

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

Umm I’m sorry but I just found out WHO the Savannah Bananas are … @JeffWhite019 what in the world is going ON over there.

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

McDonald's 🇨🇦 @McDonaldsCanada

3 years ago

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

I’m paying $7.00 for a head of lettuce, $4.00 for a loaf of whole wheat bread & $4.50 for 3 apples. But hey, go off king 👑 #lovetheinflation

Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau

3 years ago

I’m paying $7.00 for a head of lettuce, $4.00 for a loaf of whole wheat bread & $4.50 for 3 apples. But hey, go off king 👑 #lovetheinflation

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Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg

3 years ago

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Andrew Tate @Cobratate

3 years ago

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

I miss my grandpa 😔

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

Travel hack. Order triples at the airport and sleep your whole flight

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

I’m sorry but if you walk around the gym in BARE feet there is 100% wrong with you.

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Porter @ItsRetrop

3 years ago

if u reheat McDonald’s ur too deep in the trenches

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

Is this a joke ???? This has got to be a joke … Keep this shit out of Canada.

Cathay Wagantall @cathayw

3 years ago

Is this a joke ???? This has got to be a joke … Keep this shit out of Canada.

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Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito

3 years ago

Supreme Court my ass

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

New hair day 😇😇😇😇😇

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

Ya it’s cool that Ur significant other might send you cute messages for you to wake up to … but do they send you information on how talking on the phone works? 🤠

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

I’ve been an @Avalanche fan since 1999… I’m so STOKED about heading to the Stanley cup finals.

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

3 years ago

I wish I was hot and rich.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

3 years ago

🤷🏽‍♀️ like I said, ego problems

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ALF 🌻 @_bmaaack

4 years ago

If anyone is having a bad day … just know that my boyfriend described me as being “built Ford tough, but in a good way.” 🥲🙃🥴

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ian bremmer @ianbremmer

4 years ago

vladimir putin has launched war against ukraine, a country that has in no way provoked or attacked russia. thousands upon thousands of innocent ukrainians will die. what we’re witnessing is a crime against humanity.