Brian Pratt @_bppr

here: [email protected] idk Joined October 2010

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

Chipotle's online ordering doesn't work in Firefox or Safari, and I refuse to use Chrome because I have principles and standards guess I'll get lunch somewhere else

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

Coco 🥲 she did it!!

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

If you’re not rooting for Alex Albon, I simply don’t understand

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

this website sucks lumpy, Elon-Musk-shaped eggs

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it's cool because when people hear "X" outloud, it will (however briefly) conjure every feeling we already associate with the word "ex." ah yeah, things were good for a while. i wonder how they're doing. sometimes i miss them, but i'm glad we broke it off. i'm much happier now.

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2 years ago

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

I remember when I saw Jason Isbell live. Huge cheers when he sang "I sobered up, and swore off that stuff" - it was a genuine moment because everyone knew it was written, and then performed, from the heart my dude has a leg to stand on, is all I'm sayin'

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2 years ago

Threads doesn't have a web UI? then I won't use it, lol

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

I think it's worth explaining how much better Discord is than Slack

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Reverend Zachary Whitten, Most Elder Millennial @ZacharyWhitten

2 years ago

If you live in Tennessee and this district map doesn't make you insanely angry, you probably don't live with 2/3rds of disenfranchised Tennesseans that reside in racially diverse urban centers. If you live in Memphis or Nashville or Chattanooga, your vote doesn't count.

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

happy Friday: log the F off of this garbage website

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

You're not making traditional media any better, you're just making internet media worse dammit, bobby!

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

2 years ago

this website is cringe. there's no other word for it, it makes me cringe and I would be embarrassed to be associated with it professionally cryptobro spam and anti-media poop emojis are a sad substitute for actual professionalism

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

3 years ago

reminder that you should stop using this website except to tell people to stop using this website, good day

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

3 years ago

I know AI news is definitely not a good thing, but at least you think the AI would have watched the hearing and would have a more grounded takeaway than whoever wrote this one embarrassing, @Reuters

Reuters @Reuters

3 years ago

I know AI news is definitely not a good thing, but at least you think the AI would have watched the hearing and would have a more grounded takeaway than whoever wrote this one embarrassing, @Reuters

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Brian Pratt @_bppr

3 years ago

you know how Uber, AirBnb, Doordash, etc, all jacked up their fees because they actually needed to be profitable once they weren't growing exponentially anymore? that's centralized social media for you, too, except now it's more ads, premium crap, etc (go to Mastodon)