alan cummings crumpet munchers @_bubbarae
would fail at space trivia but can provide a quote from the office for every situation (pronouns: she/her) Joined September 2012-
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"aRe yOu FRee tOdAy? " Tell me what you want and I'll tell you if I'm free.
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this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat
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sorry one thing i’ll give katie is she had lala clocked from day one
sorry one thing i’ll give katie is she had lala clocked from day one
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People don't go to the super bowl for the halftime show. Not performing in the US is to protect his fans, not himself. ICE could be waiting for him at the end of his performance and they can't do shit to him. He is an American citizen, as all Puerto Ricans are.
People don't go to the super bowl for the halftime show. Not performing in the US is to protect his fans, not himself. ICE could be waiting for him at the end of his performance and they can't do shit to him. He is an American citizen, as all Puerto Ricans are.
New Jersey***
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When we say sports are inaccessible to poor kids, this is what we mean
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why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on September 27
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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
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i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough
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If they won’t let Jen come back to RHOSLC she should join momtok
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I have a cousin from Trinidad who was prescribed Tylenol & it enlarged his testicles
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Hide this from, you know who.
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Well there you have it.
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What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon
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SOMEONE HELP ME IM RAPTURING
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Cause of death: Mary Cosby staying inside the RV as the rest of the women go out and push it out of the snow it's snuck in. #RHOSLC
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“We’re gonna drive past my house!” “Maybe we can drop you off :)” WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK #RHOSLC
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