Carli @_carlifer
✨✨sad bartender ✨✨ 🌿🌿bulbasaur enthusiast 🌿🌿 Palmerston North City Joined August 2018-
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“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
If I see one more man on hinge say his love language is physical touch I’m going to scream
instead of renting an apartment im going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it
Sorry to the girl I made eye contact with at the gym while taking off my hoodie, I wasn’t wearing my glasses I didn’t mean it
With my bad luck, I'll be reincarnated as me.
At the part of my broke journey where I’m actually using all the free samples I’ve gotten from hikoco over the years
Activewear brands need to realise that $120 is not a sale price
Can’t believe my headache was magically cured by putting on my glasses. Sounds like misogyny to me
It should be illegal for people from the gym to make eye contact with you at the supermarket while you’re buying chips
Opened up animal crossing for the first time in months and the first thing in my letterbox was a birthday present from my in game mum. Gotta say that stung a little
For me the gym is 10% working out, 90% sending strange memes to friends and family
If I microwave an up and go does that make it a hot chocolate?
Nothing more emo than getting your mum to wrap your new tattoos before bed
Say what you want about the white witch but arriving to battle in a chariot drawn by polar bears is cold af
In an act of defiance against my half day half Night Shift schedule my body has decided to reject the idea of sleep.
Nothing is more humbling than trying to find your car keys in the depths of a tote bag
I kiss your cat @onnepunchh
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