снаиiis @_chaniis

just here for the pictures Joined April 2009

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There are people who take pure joy in causing others pain, and although we often think bullying only happens to kids, it doesn't. Don't let these thugs win, we can all help to put them in their place :-) #PSMyWords

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снаиiis @_chaniis

7 years ago

There's a major flaw in this plan. Yes, it's me.

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Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies

7 years ago

*Looks on the bright side* *Goes blind*

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Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears

7 years ago

Friend: "Hey, sorry, man, I've got to cancel tonight." 17-Year-Old Me: "That's fucking bullshit." 34-Year-Old Me: "oh thank god"

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Just a Little Pizza @JustLittlePizza

7 years ago

do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends

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Quilliam @nyquills

7 years ago

Genie: you have 2.81 wishes. Me: i thought it was three? Genie: taxes.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

7 years ago

WIFE: Goodnight. I’m taking a sleeping pill. ME: Where are you taking it? WIFE: Here. ME: But it’s already here. WIFE: OH JUST SHUT UP ME: *whispering* shh, you’ll wake the pill

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снаиiis @_chaniis

7 years ago

When the word "thinking" has negative connotations...

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снаиiis @_chaniis

7 years ago

Another Sondos Al Qattan? 😒

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David Lawrence @dlawrence75

7 years ago

@hugh_mcdermott @IraqiGovt @Zowaa_ADM Maybe the Consul General of the Republic of Iraq @IraqiGovt will provide leadership to the Assyrian community on treating domestic help with dignity, and following Australian employment law?! news.com.au/finance/work/a…

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😈Ange & Amanda 😈 @Writethatdown12

10 years ago

Do NOT delete numbers from your phone, you never know when you'll need to ignore someone.

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Benny 'Mostly Polish' Rollins @citizenkawala

8 years ago

The most horrifying sentence in the English language: 'Team building exercise.'

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Vixx @VexingVixxen

8 years ago

Dentist: You haven’t been in for two years Me: Yup Dentist: And you clearly haven’t been flossing Me: Well, my husband left me and my mom died. Sorta wasn’t a priority. D: ... M: 🤷🏻‍♀️