blundstone contessa @_cheeker
🏳️🌈 she/her Brooklyn, NY Joined September 2011-
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In 2020 I was one of 7 dems that won a district that Trump won, so I held a series of listening sessions with people who voted for Trump and voted for me to understand their actions. I reread the transcripts yesterday and much of it felt like it could have been said today. THREAD
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it really is always the men with migrating lip filler and sideways botox yelling about gender affirming care
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO
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Charli: you wanna guess the color of my underwear 🫢😏 Billie:
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SZA’s old granny at the end of her songs on CTRL:
can’t believe trump got his industrial pierced before me
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(noticing someone is getting more attention than me): owww i think i just got shot in the ear too.......
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pierced through the heart but never killed
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