Charlotte @_cmlh

she/ her Joined March 2013

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kemi @kemimarie

a year ago

i used to hate small talk with strangers until i realized how integral it is to connection. how fun and playful it can be and how present it requires you to be. i appreciate the small talk, the comments passing by, the convos with strangers i’ll never meet again. i appreciate it

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kale @softkale

a year ago

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….

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✧ @northstardoll

2 years ago

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felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco

2 years ago

sometimes i get mad and grumpy at my cat for waking me up before i’m supposed to, but then i remember that i do it to her all the time just for a kiss and she’s never mean to me for it… much to think about i guess

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seynique @seynique

4 years ago

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

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Jeopardy! @Jeopardy

7 years ago

A one-year update from Alex:

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Zed @ZedLDN

7 years ago

Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.

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Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia

7 years ago

If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself."

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notgivenchyass (Taylor’s Version) @notgivenchyass

8 years ago

I’ve never felt so sick to my stomach while watching something. abortion is NOT murder and blatantly lying to try to manipulate an innocent woman to feel bad about a literal pile of tissue and muscle inside her own body is vile. how cruel can you be

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Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy

8 years ago

Well done, @Gillette. x.com/Gillette/statu…

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

8 years ago

u can burn like 1.3 calories a minute by crying so yes, i’ve cried 5 times today but on the plus side I am lookin ~slim~

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chris melberger @chrismelberger

8 years ago

*my turn in charades* everyone guessing: “a loser!” “someone having a panic attack!” “guy who can’t cook!” “YOUR BEARD SUCKS” “person who failed math in high school!” “dude who can’t change a tire!” “a huge pussy!” “honestly ugly” me: ...we were looking for “astronaut”