ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet
sexy scientist trope // frequent crier seattle Joined November 2013-
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having a teenage little sister is so fun, she’s currently texting me the lyrics of boom clap and calling me a millennial (derogatory)
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everyday i must be humbled by the truth
it should be a crime to decide to do a PhD at 23 (citing myself as evidence)
my drug of choice is when my cat emerges from the window sill to let me pet her sun-warmed fur
tariff this tariff that,,,,when is someone gonna tar-iff my pants
Co-workers telling me to use AI for strongly worded emails. Baby I’m already a bitch, the little robot’s not gonna help me.
Every photo of Demi Moore’s dog Pilaf fills me with a sense of joy and whimsy I have not experienced since childhood
Sometimes all you need is to see two emos in love walking down the street attached at the neck via leash to realize everything’s gonna be ok
Personally I think there’s a kind of poetic grace in being broken up with via voice memo two days before Valentine’s Day
I can no longer shoulder this burden alone….we have to talk about the rise of the phrase “buttery soft” being used to describe undergarments
Why is no one talking about the yassification of J Kenji López-Alt
Mama we made it (to the part of the internet a butch lesbian shears a sheep named Quinoa)
Ms charli made a wonderful album but I’m only losing my shit in a club if the song by the Irish children comes on
Not confident about a lot rn but I do know that I would probably lay down my life for the kid who watches all the lights turn off
Just got a full body massage and it was so good that I walked into a light fixture coming out of the room
emily lipstein @emily_lip
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♥alex♥ @peltzie
320 Followers 690 Following he/him // cool and normal guy // addiction counselor // communist // interpreter of arcane bullshit // sōtō zen jew
Mari Cohen @maricohen95
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anna ◡̈ @notablyanna
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Noofeew @Noofeew107542
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Henry @hvponce17
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Violet Sorrentino @wormentino
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eap @E_A_P11
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Walter penjamin @chansonindie
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sarapalinNplus7 @sarapalinNplus7
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Laura K. "Wally" Wall... @lolaleviathan
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Assanad @StewPorcupine
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Jason Grote @jasongrote
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Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser
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Sam (middaysunrise) @b0ces
64 Followers 307 Following In the struggle between yourself and the world, hold the world's coat. I also review music now as Midday Sunrise Music Reviews
Acceptable Ransom �... @c_mguthrie
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eggland's worst @alakaboem
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Jack Hynick @HynickJack
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Pseudonymousing @pseudonymousing
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Julia Glum @SuperJulia
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c-word @prollydiabetic
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Ella Connor @ConElla42069
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jesse @jess_eortiz
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NO MASK NO TACO @captfuzzbucket
376 Followers 2K Following I am the sterling silver ladle of justice
Airhead Virgin @Far_FarAway16
370 Followers 965 Following Fara ♡ (she/they) | 🇯🇲 | writer, youtuber, sweet little cherub
Paul Metzler @apaulmetzler
193 Followers 608 Following 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉assistant to the professor • aspiring SF author • I do ecology for the money and clout • he | him | his
ivy @quarant_ivy
77 Followers 642 Following
Alex, More or Less @RealitysHypeman
216 Followers 560 Following Doing things is my favorite thing to do.
ALipp @lexylippy
5 Followers 48 Following
😷MASKS ON, SIX FEE... @OmgSteffo
25 Followers 347 Following Math-y and Latinx. Not a suitable role model for children. {RTs & likes} =/= endorsements. Usually trying to be funny. I use this emoji skin tone: 🖖🏽
little lady gams @lexaprose
643 Followers 3K Following char | 29 | any pronouns | biracial and boring | librarian but not in a hot way
Azriel Danmore @Untitle00257976
41 Followers 327 Following things I like consist of quantum physics,hacking,mathematics and philosophy. info sec wanna be. let’s just say I’m a ghost in reality.
Klrn @_klrn_
38 Followers 108 Following
Keurig is Bad @KeurigBad
76 Followers 952 Following Tweets reflect the official view of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
Carrie Stine @carriestineUW
154 Followers 182 Following Fifth year PhD candidate in the Bruchas Lab with @MCBSeattle neuroscience • pharmacology 🧠💊
john tompkins @john_tomp
162 Followers 467 Following
emily lipstein @emily_lip
2K Followers 2K Following engagement editor @streetsblognyc @streetsblogusa | co-host @rabbith0lepod | once: @motherboard @gizmodo @southsideweekly | she/her | views my own
Eve L. Ewing used to ... @eveewing
182K Followers 4K Following i'm not here! // i mostly use IG: eve.ewing // and there's a substack situation happening too, at https://t.co/4uXsT8UGVB - take care y'all, it's been real
Mari Cohen @maricohen95
7K Followers 1K Following associate editor @jewishcurrents. Member @JCurrents_Union/@WGAEast. tips: [email protected]
anna ◡̈ @notablyanna
7K Followers 721 Following editor-at-large at Non-Threatening Boys Magazine | @OfficialCostar
Henry @hvponce17
136 Followers 325 Following
Carrie Stine @carriestineUW
154 Followers 182 Following Fifth year PhD candidate in the Bruchas Lab with @MCBSeattle neuroscience • pharmacology 🧠💊
Violet Sorrentino @wormentino
147 Followers 96 Following @MCBSeattle PhD candidate @FredHutch studying neuron-glia interactions in worms // former fruitfly fanatic + @uchicago grad// she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
Thom Lemoine @thomlemoine
4 Followers 44 Following Physics graduate student, I like music and science and everything in between
Klrn @_klrn_
38 Followers 108 Following
john tompkins @john_tomp
162 Followers 467 Following
Luke @LukeSironski
513 Followers 2K Following Class Action Lawyer | mindless poster, not to be taken seriously
Michael Goldberg @goldmich1
405 Followers 536 Following PD in @aaronquinlan lab, PhD alum of @Kelley__Harris lab, studying mutation rate evolution
Micah @micah_gleason
382 Followers 1K Following conductor | vocalist | collaborator | friend! (she/her)
hunter harris @hunteryharris
153K Followers 1K Following writes hung up on @substackinc, co-host lemme say this @wonderymedia — rep'd 3arts/wme
JOBA @JOBAISREAL
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Maria Robins-Somervil... @maria_ro_so
661 Followers 2K Following podcast producer 4 hire. formerly @pineapplemedia + @wnyc. Brooklyn grown. she/her
UnDo 512 @stop_sweeps_atx
49K Followers 209 Following resist the sweeps of homeless encampments & support those displaced. Stop Cop Cites.
jessej @extremelyjesse
70 Followers 609 Following Jesse, he/they // just a boi tryna figure out why his code doesn’t work // CS PhD student @ UW
Ellen @plleneaatela
192 Followers 270 Following
frn @FranGran_
70 Followers 170 Following
HB. @sealungs
83K Followers 34 Following she/her. didn't tweet for two years and now i care about tennis and, sorry! goodreads: sealungs
LINDS3Y @lindseyweber
21K Followers 1K Following freelance 4 hire, formerly @vulture✌🏼 i co-host of @whoweekly🎙 & do a little theater newsletter https://t.co/f9HiYv6bMS
🐜🐜🐜ifa @JewFrizz
232 Followers 645 Following crazy bug lady, she/her, frogs and cranberries it must be fall
grown adult young wom... @AndyStottt
630 Followers 432 Following um yas queen skinny legend versace boots the house down slay hunty mama and i oop daddy work charli xcx snatch my wig
Melissa Wefald Hoofer @MyrnaBestie
11 Followers 31 Following
Ellie Mejía @_elliemejia
735 Followers 673 Following illustrator & designer in chicago 🖍️ you can also find me at @streetviewghost
SPD @omsduff
198 Followers 901 Following Twitter for good; Twitter for fun// i was born in the only year without a World Series & i side with labor
Andy Wefald @awefald
447 Followers 3K Following
Eva Victor @evavictor
271K Followers 1K Following
Vincente Perez, PhD @IAmSubVersive
3K Followers 3K Following Poet. Scholar. KC Born. chapbook author (@newfoundorg). UC Berkeley Performance Studies PhD 2025
grace spelman @GraceSpelman
114K Followers 1K Following writer, screenwriter and professional music discusser. subscribe to Grace Spelman Music Project at the link in bio 💌 [email protected]
caro @caro_gea
705 Followers 1K Following
ryan @RyanFMandelbaum
11K Followers 2K Following bird-brained writer find me here https://t.co/gKm9rA270m (they/them/opinions mine) buy my book wild nyc (pinned tweet)
relationships.bsky.so... @redditships
387K Followers 13 Following choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. Not affiliated with reddit. DMs open, Gmail acct is redditships.
james !!!! @jamescdeere
3K Followers 564 Following ironic he/him // confused they/them // gay she/her
Ashley Feinberg (ashl... @ashleyfeinberg
184K Followers 967 Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]
Logan Café Soup @soupycafelogan
43 Followers 53 Following Yo, who knows what the soup of the day is? Are you tryna pick 3? Because I sure am!
Cassandra Ann @cassiewefald
204 Followers 301 Following sapphire and faded jeans I hope you get your dreams
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood
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