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♔ @_d4rsh

tell me what's the secret to love I don't get it. Joined December 2019
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5 years ago

me: thanks for the treat bro ! resturant's staffs:

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5 years ago

you haven't felt what fear is untill you frnd from backseat says"bhai,aage mama khada hai,dekh ke!"😂

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5 years ago

that sad moment when vegeterians realise they're made up of meat.

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5 years ago

when you're playing "stone paper scissors" at 3 a.m. in front of mirror and you win

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5 years ago

your girlfriend missed her periods? happy fathers day bro ! 🤝

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5 years ago

do you still believe"jo hota hai acche ke liye hota hai"or u grew up?

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5 years ago

agar mujhse shaadi nahi karni thi toh meri story ka reply kyu diya ?

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5 years ago

me and my friends' chats consist of an one and only continuous loop of "tu madharchod,nahi tu madharchod"

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5 years ago

bitches do fake love,fake orgasm and are in search of real men. cute

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5 years ago

I'm glad your parents didn't use protection. *me flirting*

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5 years ago

remember when that microsoft words bitch put a red line under our name ? that was racism.😤

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5 years ago

bitches be "mumma's kaamwali" but still hold the title of "papa's princess "

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5 years ago

I hope all the bitches out there get more and more hapPENIS in their life.

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5 years ago

are we staying home or staying zaleel ?

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5 years ago

staring at the phone while it is ringing and still not picking up the call is another kind of nashaa.🖤

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5 years ago

I asked why finding the cure for a virus which can easily be dead with some drops of sanitizer. the team of scientists who spent years studying medical science.

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5 years ago

how the computer gonna ask me if Ima robot? bitch,you're a robot.😤

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5 years ago

are you playstation ? because you are very sony.

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5 years ago

the chances of this lockdown to come to an end is directly proportional to my izzat in family. zero.

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