Em @_dopaMEAN
New Zealand Joined August 2015-
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We’re at the point where even the mental health team (who advocated for me going to prison) are very much on board with me appealing my convictions. If only the assigned lawyer would stop ghosting me
Apparently autism comes from my mum taking Panadol when I was a fetus, and not from the man I’m sitting next to as he watches yet another video about the boilers on Titanic
Not Trump declaring that paracetamol causes autism- a link I was able to debunk in my first ever pharmacology part at uni 😂😂 Hint- even if the studies were legit, think about WHY people take paracetamol.
We were looking at the electoral roll for something, had a look at our family for lols. My cousin is listed as a ‘lab technician’. He’s a meth cook 🥴
Last night I dreamt that I was in Thailand and got bitten by a rabid soi dog
Me being me- I’ve booked a hello kitty hotel for my layover❤️🙈
Um so @2degreesmobile I received no SMS messages yesterday, only iMessage. I just received them ALL now. Several of them were from my actively suicidal friend, she was panicking and she had no data to use iMessage (only texts left).
I DON’T HAVE TO SEE MY PSYCHIATRIST AGAIN!!!!!!! And once I get back from overseas, I’ll be formally discharged!!! To the Dr who said my life would be in and out of psych wards, you were wrong.
I always panic seeing this kind of email. And they’re for the most minor changes, every time
This is the first birthday, since I was 14, where I woke up glad to be alive
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I created this account to try talk to one direction 😂

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