Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82
Not actually made of Lego New Zealand Joined June 2011-
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My kids just got me good… Whats made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe Proud dad moment
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I had no idea that irritable bowel syndrome is genetic or at least that's what I assume they meant by explaining that it can run in your jeans
My close friend from Birmingham but now lives in New Zealand just sent me this and it’s actually pretty funny. Wife is from Northern Ireland but grew up in England so I’m looking forward to showing her whole family this 😂😂😂 *Language warning*
My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick but it's possibly because his name isn't even Richard.
Good. Noncompete agreements are the worst and near impossible to enforce. A waste of everyone's time, including the legal system. I hope this flows on around the globe. theverge.com/2024/4/23/2413…
Can fit more in the bin like this
Can fit more in the bin like this
The worst thing about working for the unemployment office is getting fired and still having to show up the next day
The kids and I have been pretending to be various types of animals around the house and the wife has had enough and this morning told me to please stop acting like a Flamingo so I had to put my foot down
Today I had an ultrasound on my foot and the lady doing the ultrasound held a single finger out and pushed on a spot on my foot that was intense agony and I said how did you find that so easily and she replied without hesitation, “I can see inside your foot”. I was speechless 😂
Wrote a time travelling joke but you guys didn’t like it
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Christopher Luxon Nat.. @rugbyintel
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Te Rangikaiwhiria Kem.. @Te_Taipo
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Sarah B. @bartsnz
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Pip @phillippaonline
6K Followers 3K Following "Gosh that little lady seems to have got it wrong, let me wade in with my big man brain and explain it to her" Stop right there, Sport, here is a bin, get in.
Kaz M didn't vote for.. @KarinMary1
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Danielle, Terf-Mocker.. @dimsie
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Dr Wendy Maddocks🇳.. @dr_wendym_RN
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Casper Allan ⚔️ @CasperAllan2
263 Followers 641 Following I am, therefore I think. I let my mind wander and then follow it to see where it ends up.
Foxy, yes that Foxy @FoxyLustyGrover
17K Followers 6K Following Here to fight for our rights 🏳️🌈Lesbian Pronouns: she/her/vixen The Royal "we" https://t.co/fZb7qXfqGb
Christopher Luxon Nat.. @rugbyintel
8K Followers 5K Following Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.
Te Rangikaiwhiria Kem.. @Te_Taipo
17K Followers 4K Following find me on Bluesky @taipo.bsky.social tautoko mai https://t.co/62lqloaNo9
Sarah B. @bartsnz
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Pip @phillippaonline
6K Followers 3K Following "Gosh that little lady seems to have got it wrong, let me wade in with my big man brain and explain it to her" Stop right there, Sport, here is a bin, get in.
Kaz M didn't vote for.. @KarinMary1
5K Followers 4K Following Left wing, tangata tiriti, business owner, mother of 3, grandmother of 7, partner of 1.
Danielle, Terf-Mocker.. @dimsie
8K Followers 2K Following Leftwing feminist rants about Paul McCartney's dog. Kāi Tahu. Kiritea. Cajun. Pākehā. Parent. Dork. Known Fat. She/her. Vibe: angry jokes & it's an archipelago.
Maria Sherwood @MariaSherwood2
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Scott (veryfried)🆓 @LostArcNZ
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Richard Hills @RichardHills_
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Eileen Kiffin. @Kiffi.. @KiffinEileen
5K Followers 5K Following working for the many, not the few.lover of strange words, policies which make our planet a safe home. I am staff to a cat! Kai Tahu, strong ties to the south.
Pat_Pilcher @pilcher_pat
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Steph Dyhrberg @StephDyhrberg
6K Followers 3K Following Kāi Tahu. Feminist barrister. Trans women are women. 2018 Wellingtonian of the Year. she/her. cis
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Sarah Chambers @sarahpolo10
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Dr Rawiri Taonui @RawiriTaonui
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Miss Betsey Trotwood @Suzyiam
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Susan @tutugd
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90 Followers 5K Following Love yourself first, and everything else falls in line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
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696 Followers 3K Following My name is Ray. I am a black cat with a white bow tie. I was born without sight. I love my life. Proud member of #wlf
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Kiwiwayne3 ex kiwiway.. @kiwiwayne3
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17 Followers 197 Following
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91 Followers 2K Following
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this goofball needs a $799 landing page review
Our Government will deliver a world-leading education system that sets Kiwi kids up for future success. Here are our priorities to make it happen. 1. Clearer curriculum 2. Better approach to literacy and numeracy 3. Smarter assessment and reporting 4. Improved teacher training…
Seymour just pronounced thesaurus as theeahsore us
Result. (Michael cooked, can you tell?)
@Snugbucket @kevorkian82 It's pretty clever and a testament to how bad flawed internet security actually is. They needed to do this because software security is completely hackable.
@kevorkian82 Yup. The very best of luck to anyone trying to crack that bad boy. 😂😂
@kevorkian82 Yeah there is a big wall covered in Lava lamps
@kevorkian82 I'd forgotten about that! I think Wired covered it some years ago, and it's a great story.
Google's Honomoana cable to get a 30 Tbps branch to Auckland, in partnership with Vocus interest.co.nz/technology/127…
This dingus is not helping
@kevorkian82 Oh but look, there’s another one right there👆🏽
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