Sarah B. @bartsnz
An optimistic hermit on your left. She/her. 🇳🇿🇺🇸🏳️🌈 "Those who lack humour are without judgement & should not be trusted with anything." - Clive James Wellington, Aotearoa Joined May 2010-
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It’s blanket season, much to the delight of me and my little doggle visitors. 🥰
How we deal with Daylight Savings time in our house.
I’m still adjusting to new normal after year from hell, and don’t have much energy for social media atm but am checking in to HELLOOOOOO! I am loving new digs and we have frequent doggo visitors. Westley especially loves our complimentary dog toy box. 😂🥰
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New Zealander of the Year nominations are now pointless. It’s this girl, who will also be the coolest kid at her school pretty much forever. #hesadickso
‘Health Minister Shane Reti distanced himself from the other cuts at the [health] ministry, calling it “an operational matter”.’ I’m distancing myself from the housework as it’s an operational matter.
Close the shops for god and he still sends us an earthquake. What an arsehole. #eqnz
Perfect music choice. He deserves “a kiss from Daddy”.
Perfect music choice. He deserves “a kiss from Daddy”.
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I will bring it to you!!!
Literally my first thought was that a T-Rex had escaped containment and killed the crew. NB: I watch Jurassic Park 2 a LOT. 🦖
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Have people completed the COVID-19 inquiry yet? If you're grateful for our world-leading public health response that saved 20000+ lives, please take a few minutes to say so, you know it will be overwhelmed with cookers. …say.covid19lessons.royalcommission.nz
Trying to convince Westley that it’s nap time now.
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Did a crow write this?
It’s Zelda’s tenth birthday! 🦴🎈🎉 She came around and got served chicken in an appropriately special dish. Photo, tea cup, and chook all thanks to @mssocks 🥰
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Paula Bennett as the chair of Pharmac. We are so fucked
Just minding my own business, making my cuppa!
Anyone know if @bartsnz is ok haven’t seen anything for a while now hope shes all good
@porangi69 @bartsnz She's fine. Just having quiet time.
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@bartsnz I have to say, I miss Orca content oc like all of us, but I’m very much enjoying this royal pairing on show 😍
@bartsnz Mine has been begrudgingly accepting a blanket at night while pointedly eyeing up the unlit fire
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