Pedro the Procrastinator @allocyttus
Proudly left politically. Proactively block cookers. Don't be a cooker. Wellington, New Zealand Joined October 2010-
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Another point on the path to a September election... 1News poll: New Zealand First out, Labour, Greens, Te Pāti Māori could form government rnz.co.nz/news/political…
To any English tweeps.. A few years on from #Brexit, what is the mood of the people? Were the #Remainers right? Or were those on the #Leave team onto something? Or maybe people havent really changed their opinion and it's still a divisive issue? #JustCurious
Well that's Pharmac fucked forever then. Expect higher prices for medicines. #nzpol nzherald.co.nz/nz/former-depu…
I don't for a second believe that the decision to sack Lee and Simmonds was made by Luxon. He's just too feckless to even notice poor performance. More like someone else demanded it so he did. Possibly Seymour or more likely some senior Nat party figures. #nzpol
Govt announces new carpark at the bottom of the cliff to cope with all the new ambulances they've stationed there. #nzpol Worries wind-back of lending rules could expose borrowers to loan-sharks rnz.co.nz/news/national/…
#nzpol Q. How many KPIs does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. You've got to hire people to do the work. This is why this govt of KPI inventors won't improve a bloody thing in this country.
When I was a teenager we used to have a saying for people with stupid ideas. We would say that they were "fucked in the head" Simeon is fucked in the head. Government investigates 4km tunnel under Wellington rnz.co.nz/news/political…
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the first traffic light dashboard is flashed up for Luxon. He couldn't understand them during covid. I hope someone is on standby to help him with this disability. #LuxonLoser #nzpol
Shouldn't it be the minister on watch? She told them what to change, signed it off without consulting cabinet colleagues. She's a nasty piece of work. #nzpol Cabinet puts disabilities ministry on watch after families blindsided stuff.co.nz/politics/35022…
Who the hell is this 6% loser making these ludicrous conspiracist claims? Time for the carmudgeonly codger to retire. 50 yrs in politics and all he's got to show for it, is a winebox and a goldcard. Winston Peters compares co-governance with ‘Nazi Germany’ stuff.co.nz/politics/35021…
I'm not even a #blues fan but this refereeing display is frustrating the hell out of me!
All the furore around tax breaks for landlords got me humming this little ditty from quite a few years ago... youtu.be/AqGpWg_6ytk?si…
Should Israel be made to pay to rebuild Gaza for Gazans? Every single building they destroyed! + pay reparation to every family that lost someone that they can't prove was a terrorist. Seems only fair. They can also fund a permanent port for Gaza as part of the compensation.
Normally I wouldn't wish harm on anyone but I make an exception for Seymour due to the harm he is doing to thousands of NZers. I wish someone had run the bastard over! nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/ac…
Commentators curse.... Wayyyyy too soon to be calling the win! Obv I hope it happens Black Caps sniff famous test win after late bowling blitz stuff.co.nz/sport/35020740…
Christopher Luxon Nat.. @rugbyintel
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This is great. If, if, if ... they don't cripple Pharmac. Once they allow Big Pharma corporations to influence Pharmac approvals and policy (which is almost inevitable) this will turn into a gravy train for pharmaceutical companies. nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/go…
I don't know whether to laugh or cry 😂😢 I also asked for the Arts Portfolio, but I actually have an Arts qualification!🤦♀️newsroom.co.nz/2024/04/29/act…
As Grant Robertson said in his interview on Q & A, he would have borrowed more. The man was amazing and his partnership with Dame Jacinda Ardern was truly one out of the box. @nzlabour #nzpol
Holy shit. @NicolaWillisMP might be time to reconsider your entire reason for living?
@allocyttus @nzpolkermit Yes. Turns out Luxon has something more than just being Nat in common with Key after all, a huge ego.
@66michaelr @allocyttus Well Benefit is a close second Collins a third.
@Justbeing_Frank @allocyttus Ruth Richardson holds that title
Faux Pastor Lincoln Russ rounding off a week of begging for money for his new church with you guessed it, another attempt to beg for money, and might I add an audacious one at that. For the record it seems today was the second week in a row where nobody turned up to his service.
@UnPressed @jeremycorbyn Corbyn ticks many boxes where other left politicians fall short: - consistently spoken out against the ongoing massacre - openly against billionaires - keeps focus on class / inequality - doesn't eat animals - opposes persecution of Assange - spoke out vs mandates to name a few
A short message from the one and only @jeremycorbyn for people of Aotearoa, New Zealand, during London’s pro-Palestinian protest today. #Cease_fire_In_Gaza_Now
After The Party is an award-winning New Zealand drama about abuse allegations starring Robyn Malcolm abc.net.au/news/2024-04-2…
@allocyttus @BSmithBenS Dr Ardis - or to give him his medical title - Ardis.
When @nzlabour predicted that inflation would be lower right now, you scoffed @NicolaWillisMP. It is sickening to see your party claiming things as if they were your doing This has nothing to do with you. And you know it.
Inflation is now at 4%, the lowest it’s been in almost 3 years. But there’s still work to do to reduce the cost of living.
Looking at Louise Upston is like staring directly into the dark empty soul of the National Party. The horror is real. Single mum of disabled daughter urges Louise Upston to 'listen' after disability allowance crackdown newshub.co.nz/home/politics/…
We need to have a list of all those big accounts who claim to be pro-Palestinian but they oppose armed resistance. I don’t want to accidentally retweet or amplify any white supremacist who doesn’t believe Palestinians have the right to defend themselves.
@allocyttus @tauhenare The Australian team ran out of puff
More jobs for your mates and fundraisers. 🚬 💵 nzherald.co.nz/nz/former-depu…