Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel
Parody of a parody PM Aotearoa Joined January 2010-
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I put it to you, it made me look good in front of my new friends.
I put it to you, Bruce is my kind of leader. He understands the days of New Zealand being, as our greatest young girls hair tugger John Key said, North Korea are over and we're finally open for business. Can you feel it?
With me as your PM, a promise made is a promise kept! #LyinLuxon
No disrespect, but I advise you not to listen to doctors not getting hired because my government is taking away the funding for hospitals to do so.
See, even Liam Dann says we've got good cause to give landlords $3.1 billion & stop hiring doctors & nurses & repairing & building classrooms.
As David, my soon to be V̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ Deputy PM, & his sock puppets would say, free speech marches us forward. 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
As David, my soon to be V̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ Deputy PM, & his sock puppets would say, free speech marches us forward. 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
I put it to you, @rodemmerson, it's not my fault this person didn't have private health insurance. #Outcomes
What I'd just say to you is we can make hospitals slash budgets & stop hiring doctors & nurses & get great OUTCOMES. Also, Dr Reti doesn't have a conscience.
I put it to you this is why we're telling provincial hospitals to clash their budgets & stop hiring doctors and nurses.
I put it to you, to run a coalition of cun̶ts your need too be in the driver's seat. @rodemmerson
What I'd just say to you is research documents & experts written advice are also dumb stuff.
What I'd just say to you is research documents & experts written advice are also dumb stuff. https://t.co/YAJTwMJTYE
I put it to you, we're cutting out the dumb stuff like keeping sick people alive. #WastefulSpending
I put it to you, a lot of white privileged men really enjoy fantasising about white privileged men brutalizing women.
Some people are saying I failed by appointing 2 people to become governent ministers who I then had to fire in record time. But the Herald',s recognition of my male, white, wealthy elite privilege guarantees I will always fail up.
I put it to you we need to fire public servants because there's a big difference BETWEEN everyone being busy and doing stuff AND actually NOT getting a result and that's what's been going on.
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@rugbyintel And the political commentary is just dumb.
@rugbyintel It's just fucken rubbish. The man is getting worse every year. First sin is conflating RBNZ with the govt (cabinet, essentially). Second sin is approving throwing us into a needlessly deeper recession, which is bad economics. Shockingly bad, in fact.
@rugbyintel And there it is. The media normalising the blatant transfer of taxpayer funds from healthcare and education, to rich Landlords
@rugbyintel @kiwichick99 No don't delete it. And also he doesn't respect so that's another lie...
@rugbyintel Ooooo NZ Herald Business Editor so of course must know business and government inside out so must be listened to. Or not. Nice power suit strut.
@rugbyintel If you wrench the bandaid off it takes the scab as well. And the scab is an important matrix for new skin to form There was no need to rush, our economy was better on many measures than comparable countries. Now we are suffering
@rugbyintel No police because they’re there marching. You can smell the bacon.
They want you to believe the Chair of the Philosophy department is the threat to western values and not the masked, armed man brutalising her for expressing anti-war sentiment
A masked police officer arresting the Chair of the Philosophy department at Emory University for taking part in anti-genocide protests. This feels like a historic image.
There is a whole generation of kids that can’t understand this video and not because of the outdated technology but because they never got local used car ads btw their Saturday morning cartoons.
Steve Ballmer introduces Windows 1.0 back in 1986.
Continental cheese: We used a process unchanged for 600 years and aged it in a cave for two years British cheese: We briefly scared a cow American cheese: We fed some descriptions of cheese into an AI engine
@rugbyintel Yip no doubt she sucking up the advice or white lines on boardroom table why saying cum to me daddy .. corruption at its finest folks .. its how i roll
@teesider61 You're right - it makes ZERO sense: nothing this coalition of chaos makes sense. Par for the course for #LyinLuxon and his band of misfits and clowns Hey, Winston - what ever happened to NEW ZEALAND FIRST ???
@teesider61 It does not make sense & we can afford it because the LIE that got them elected was not true. 🤷♀️