elyssa @_elyssag_

chocolate milk lover | lactose intolerant | dedicated scholar sillycatlover.com Joined July 2020

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elyssa @_elyssag_

5 months ago

why am I relating a hozier song to a man

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I Smoked Charlie Kirk @BlackKnight10k

8 months ago

Imagine voting for Trump because of egg prices and wanting the brown people gone and now: • your white wife got fired from her DEI position • your kids can't go to college because there's no funding • your parents can't afford their prescription drugs • eggs are $13

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elyssa @_elyssag_

8 months ago

thank goodness i don’t have a crush on anybody bc how would I explain that I ate 6 bowls of soup and made my dad order soup just so I can take his home too

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elyssa @_elyssag_

9 months ago

frick you and the chips I don’t have

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elyssa @_elyssag_

9 months ago

I want my chips frick you

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elyssa @_elyssag_

9 months ago

throwback to when my boyfriend wouldn’t get my chips and after finally caving in he said what do you want, to which I replied a new boyfriend. (this happened right now)

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elyssa @_elyssag_

9 months ago

United Stars of Elon??!!

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Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco

10 months ago

Yep

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elyssa @_elyssag_

10 months ago

for the next nominee, I say we put post malone for the department of agriculture, I liked his song sunflowers

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elyssa @_elyssag_

11 months ago

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elyssa @_elyssag_

11 months ago

is anybody going to match my freak ? (propose to me after two weeks even after I completely almost ruined their life and still searched for me, and also be insanely rich)

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elyssa @_elyssag_

11 months ago

I literally have one day for someone to fall in love with me but refuses to admit it and is always looking at me and can’t stand to see me with anyone else.

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elyssa @_elyssag_

11 months ago

applications for boyfriends who can dance

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elyssa @_elyssag_

11 months ago

hot girl halloween

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elyssa @_elyssag_

a year ago

I’m the only one at his family dinner serving!!! afraid I ate it up😭😭😭!!! so embarrassing!!

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elyssa @_elyssag_

a year ago

girlhood is going out to dinner for your boyfriend who’s family hates you and they ignore you the whole time. if you see me with a glass slipper yk why