Feast of Steven @_feastofsteven

husband / twin dad / "God in the womb, God in the tomb" TX Joined December 2023

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Of course that's your contention, you still think nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. You're gonna be convinced of that til next month when you can't live because your fever's so bad you have to take one because there's no alternative to that, sadly

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Pastor Podcast Guys With Manicured Beards dry heaving at the Gospel and hurtling themselves headfirst down hell's stairwell instead

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Feast of Steven @_feastofsteven

2 days ago

has he always been claymation

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has he always been claymation

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nothing ever bad happens

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guy who loves Les Misérables but thinks Bishop Myriel is weak and should have thrown Valjean in jail

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my amazing wife made pumpkin brioche french toast today

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Feast of Steven @_feastofsteven

6 days ago

if 8 Mile was about me

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Feast of Steven @_feastofsteven

a week ago

You wake up in a pitch black room, wondering aloud if you're blind. A voice says, "It's easy enough to tell: if you're blind you won't see anything. If you're not it will be utterly dark."