Garrison @_garrison_
a lil frustrated with the state of the world Austin, TX Joined May 2012-
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Banning words should do the trick
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every day is just spend $40 on nothing and do laundry this cant be the same age my mom was having children at
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this is literally what they did in the bible and then god killed them for it like you can not get anymore straight forward than this
this is literally what they did in the bible and then god killed them for it like you can not get anymore straight forward than this
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this insistence on branding the wickedest of straight men as gay is really getting to me ngl
this insistence on branding the wickedest of straight men as gay is really getting to me ngl
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“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”
“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.” https://t.co/7Pki7b8pie
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My bad, I thought we all hated white supremacists
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this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any
People on here condemning what happened when their grandfathers probably shot Nazis themselves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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9/10 of the most common birthdays are in September.
9/10 of the most common birthdays are in September. https://t.co/yuSl39SMDK
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BREAKING: Trump just axed the Biden-era rule that forced airlines to compensate passengers for flight delays and cancellations. That rule protected you, the traveler, when corporations failed to deliver.
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I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot
I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot https://t.co/Qbxb6SV02N
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This is authoritarianism.
This is authoritarianism.
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Broke down the scandals dogging Cuomo and Mamdani
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This is fascism
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HEY WHAT THE FUCK
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