Ashley @_gr8scott22_

(719) Colorado, USA Joined July 2019

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gabby @MISERABLEN0W

6 months ago

not enough people with phobias of driving. like it's so crazy to drive, it's such an incredibly dangerous thing and your life is at the mercy of so many extenuating factors but the general public do it on a daily basis in an autopilot-like state

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𐙚 @sonohoor

6 months ago

i no longer hate mondays, i’ve matured, instead i hate life

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chase @_chase_____

6 months ago

it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either

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emily may @emilykmay

7 months ago

yall ever meet someone and think to yourself........you strike me as someone who has gone through life very unscathed?

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emily may @emilykmay

9 months ago

I know this will never happen, but I wish there was a program where you could rent a house for a month that you were thinking about buying.

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Eli McCann @EliMcCann

10 months ago

Me: time to clear my mind and go to sleep. Brain: . . . it’s weird that the bedroom doesn’t know what the kitchen looks like.

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Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico

10 months ago

A good lesson here is that you should live your life in such a way that when you die, nobody pulls out a spreadsheet to mathematically explain why they're happy you're dead

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trash jones @jzux

10 months ago

they need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. i have to know what goes on in there

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Alias. @TheFliestPlane

10 months ago

I don't like last minute things. Last minute requests, last minute invites, last minute communication, none of that.

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Ted @Tedoffthegrid

10 months ago

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.