dr. autism @_haver
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@fatsajak_ (which he's cashing in on- he's clearly going as much for Pixar Mom Body Tea as he is "Elastigirl")
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@fatsajak_ not only that, a character from a kid's movie who is the subject of overt sexualization
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PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT KLEIN/11
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Wife caught me with my side piece should I sue idubbz
@JacksonFromTwit no fr i'm relishing in it bc no one deserves to get cheated on BUT it couldn't have happened to a more genocidal couple 🫶
@Mikelennial i gotta be honest this is sooooo ripe with schadenfreude for me bc i've hated them both for almost a decade now, they have terrible vibes and idk why anyone ever paid attention to them, plus I got cheated on this summer so i know exactly how terrible it is! 🙌
@Mikelennial lmao most predictable development of 2026 so far
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Absolutely incredible photo from Kyle MacLachlan’s memoir
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As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss
then divorce statistics would suggest they are not good decision makers and perhaps should not be given such powers of choice. good thing this would in no way apply to any other hot button political issues
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smoked so much weed in 2023 that half of my thoughts are just permanently this forever it’s so awesome
i love that it’s called facetime. like yeah that’s what that is
@dieDoktor @DanteTheRacc i went to see it with some friends today and it was practically sold out 🤯 gonna have to go later this week
@Falcon87456 is that what they're calling the 4 remaster?
felt like a loser bc this is my second lazy saturday in a row but then i remembered 6 months ago this was my every saturday and i wasnt running 5 miles a week
@drnifkin_OB i thought she was gonna reveal she's mtf
@drnifkin_OB yeah um wtf is wrong with her? i'm supposed to believe this is a human being?
@SEPatrick4 @nypost yeah because we all know no straight guy has ever died of syphilis 🤨
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