Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2011

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Mark @AgingRanchHand

a year ago

Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere

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Sick @Sick0las

a year ago

Shout out to all my day 2s. Healthy skepticism should be encouraged

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greg @greg16676935420

a year ago

@SenWarren @SenatorBanks @TheJusticeDept Why don’t you just buy regular sized eggs instead of giant eggs. They’re much cheaper

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

2 years ago

@Cappelletti7 😂😂😂😂

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Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake

2 years ago

Abdul Carter

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There are moments when you feel the world is too much. Days and even weeks when you want to (or perhaps do) pull up the covers and half-sleep in bed until nightfall, avoiding a feeling of hopelessness that seems insurmountable. Long-awaited deals fall through without warning, haters attack you without reason or fact, circumstances turn good decisions into awful realities—sometimes it just feels like the deck is stacked against you and there is nothing you can do about it. I’ve felt the same on more than a few occasions. It’s an integral part of building anything remarkable, whether a business, a relationship, or a life. Expanding your sphere of comfort and abilities comes with a cost: repeated self-doubt. Meditate on all of the things you’ve done that you once considered impossible. The odds you’ve overcome, the critics you’ve proven wrong, and the small defeats that — through making you stronger and smarter — made huge victories possible later. Get back up. Bigger and better things are waiting for you.

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

3 years ago

Heisman favorite @jjmccarthy09 7/9 for 60 yards. Most overrated Heisman contender? People are asking.

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

@THC_Junior Basketball school???

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

🎶live for the funk, die for the funk🎶

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

4 years ago

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

@THC_Junior Having a rough week, Tom? Hang in there bud!

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

@Cappelletti7 I was very close to saying that the entire AP is trash and their rankings are a sham, but instead opted to just call out their garbage rankings instead. Can’t trash my boy’s paper dawg.

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

The best part of starting the season unranked is watching upset after upset and realizing that AP rankings are a sham.

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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan

4 years ago

the ADHD urge to over-complicate a simple task by turning it into an ambitious project, until you get so overwhelmed/intimidated by the massive (uneccessary) undertaking that you abandon ship and never return

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P SCOTT ✨ @prescotttyler

4 years ago

If I was president I would put Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO, and every other streaming service in a room together and make them collectively decide how loud each volume number is