Panza @_iampanza
random thoughts on random things. Chelsea fan.💙💙 Eldoret, Kenya Joined October 2020-
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Allegedly huko Ingo mtoto ni wa baba. Wife goes and gets married elsewhere marriage isipowork
Allegedly huko Ingo mtoto ni wa baba. Wife goes and gets married elsewhere marriage isipowork
Hiyo pesa you are giving your woman ni tuition fee ya the lesson she is going to teach you
"NA NISKIE MKIJILIPIA MA-UBER" Lmaoo what a Simpleton.
You quit work for a man, the marriage flopped and now you’re lecturing strangers from the front seat of an Alto at 1am. With the same brain? Sit this one out, Bolt Oprah!
If the first plague was bedbugs, Pharaoh would have let the Israelites go immediately.
If the first plague was bedbugs, Pharaoh would have let the Israelites go immediately.
Talking to someone everyday builds some small small intimacy that's very risky.
Makes sense now
‘Fuck Them Kids’: a sociological analysis of how young people are taking ownership of their lives without distractions from the mainstream baby agenda designed to set them up with expensive little crackheads.
‘Fuck Them Kids’: a sociological analysis of how young people are taking ownership of their lives without distractions from the mainstream baby agenda designed to set them up with expensive little crackheads.
“This you?”: A critical investigation as to whether a change of stance is a product of intellectual development or human hypocrisy.
“This you?”: A critical investigation as to whether a change of stance is a product of intellectual development or human hypocrisy.
DM for prices - A carefully crafted strategy by rogue sellers aimed at segregating buyers based on their profiles and purchasing power to give them different prices for the same commodity
DM for prices - A carefully crafted strategy by rogue sellers aimed at segregating buyers based on their profiles and purchasing power to give them different prices for the same commodity
The phrase “ Fuck Them Kids “ is waaaaaaay funnier than it should be 😭😭
Not being funny but children cost whatever it is their parents can afford.
Not being funny but children cost whatever it is their parents can afford.
Kenyans and Nairobians can never say they were not warned
uni crazy mannn na 300 level I understand why if them give you admission them go first tell you to accept or decline make e no be like say them force you 😂😂
You don't know ball
"tushike? eeh si tushike"
Alhamdulilahi, I can buy Shawarma for myself when I want to. I used to have to plan to buy shawarma 😅
Alhamdulilahi, I can buy Shawarma for myself when I want to. I used to have to plan to buy shawarma 😅
It’s the easiest shit ever might be easier than ragebaiting a moron
It’s the easiest shit ever might be easier than ragebaiting a moron
Let me also add on to this. 1. Never marry if you aren't cash stable 2. Don't marry a woman from a poor background or one without her own money. 70% of relationship issues are money based. Afadhali kuargue about money poorly spent, kuliko kuargue juu hamna pesa.
Let me also add on to this. 1. Never marry if you aren't cash stable 2. Don't marry a woman from a poor background or one without her own money. 70% of relationship issues are money based. Afadhali kuargue about money poorly spent, kuliko kuargue juu hamna pesa.
Kudate broke women will bring you down as a man.
Kudate broke women will bring you down as a man.

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